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Facebook your ass
When a hurt, spiteful person posts something personal, private and intimate about another person where that person will in turn feel betrayed, embarrassed, hurt, or even criminally prosecuted.
She told John she wanted to be with him for the rest of her life, then she changed her mind. John didn't take too kindly with her decision. He told her, "Bitch, I'll Facebook your ass, so he Facebooked her ass and posted her brazenly bragging about all of her recent misdeeds
Facebook your ass by Nikki Stixx October 12, 2019
Facebook Fireman
This is a person who works for the Fire Department and at every opportunity this person is posting on Facebook about everything they have ever done while on duty. This is because they are not very good at the job, so they need all of the "pats on the back" from their other fake "friends" on Facebook.
Facebook Fireman by NYCFF July 18, 2012
Facebook Worth
=((# of likes your Facebook post gets)/(# of Facebook friends)).
A higher Facebook Worth means your friends really care about you.
A higher Facebook Worth means your friends really care about you.
Facebook Worth by Extra Mayo June 8, 2016
Facebook Is Dead To Me
When a person gets to the point where they stop logging into Facebook because they are fed up with all of the pathetic and mundane posts by people who are trying to give the appearance their life is great, but in reality they’re unhappy and miserable.
Loser: Dude, why haven't I seen you on Facebook?
Non-Loser: Because I cannot stand all those fucking losers who are trying to pretend how happy they are. If they didn't have a forum to pretend they were happy and post pictures of their ugly kids,
they would probably be french kissing the barrel of a gun. Facebook is dead to me, you fucking bitch.
Non-Loser: Because I cannot stand all those fucking losers who are trying to pretend how happy they are. If they didn't have a forum to pretend they were happy and post pictures of their ugly kids,
they would probably be french kissing the barrel of a gun. Facebook is dead to me, you fucking bitch.
Facebook Is Dead To Me by Caoimhghin August 25, 2016
Facebook job
Liking someone else's Facebook post, picture, or comment even if you don't. Like giving someone a handjob. Usually done so it seems you're a really good friend.
Facebook job by Extra Mayo June 9, 2016
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026