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Facebook-ADD 

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Someone who craves Facebook status attention.
Sam's got Facebook-ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder).
She's often starting her day with something like "Having a bad morning and it's only 8am" and nothing else hoping for a deluge of sycophantic friends to reply "Oh whats up hun?"
Facebook-ADD by ThePork July 25, 2011
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Facebook Status ADD 

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The term that refers to the inability to find a good Facebook status and there for reposting one every few minutes or even seconds.
"Did you see Ryan's status?"
"Which one?"
"What do you mean?"
"He had Facebook Status ADD"
Facebook Status ADD by rush2010 April 11, 2010
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facebook addict • Facebook-ADD • Facebook addiction • facebook addiction syndrome • Facebook Status ADD • facebook fan-addict • Facebook taggroup addict • Facebookadalean • facebook dad • facebook Admin

facebook addict

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one who is more obsessed with checking their wall posts, comments, chatting with people, liking statuses, taking social interview questions, playing farmville, quoting song lyrics, laughing at inside jokes, putting up pictures of themselves with gang signs, randomly adding people they've never actually met but have 20 mutual friends, "curiously reading" other people's profiles, or poking people than actually getting work, homework, or a social life in order to live.
"oh i just want to check my notifications...oh new wall post?....you lost a chicken? oh no....."like"... "LOL karen, i look fat in this picture take it off! but you look so caauutte"....what was i doing again...?"

"happy birthday!"
"how'd you know it was my birthday?"
"oh FACEBOOK, silly!"
"....what was your name again?"
"JULIE!"

"dude how did julie know my birthday?"
"oh man, she's a complete facebook addict...i'll totally take back the gift i gave to her farmville..."
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facebook addict

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Noun. (See also facebook slut). A person who spends more time one face book making "friends" than spending time in the real word interacting with their real life friends.
Bec's become a facebook addict. She's more interested in increasing her friends count than spening time with us people who see her in person.
facebook addict by Šteggs October 7, 2007
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facebook addiction syndrome 

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Never being able to leave facebook.. On it day and night.. Staying up late.. Even when you know things havent changed and it stays the same. When you decide to play a game for hours that your eyes start getting swollen and red and bags under them.. When a friend asks you to go to a movie but you decline because you have to see the next update on your friends status.
She totally has facebook addiction syndrome
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facebook addict

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person who has no social life other than spending time logging into facebook
facebook addict: kelvin
facebook addict by panocha12793 July 14, 2010
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Facebook Addicts 

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All the people who are online when you log in at 2 am expecting to be the only one connected.
I'll log in later so Katy doesn't see me online and start wanting to chat.

Later: "Oh shit, Katy is fucking online, plus half of my fucken friend list!!

Freaking facebook addicts!
Facebook Addicts by PATO_scream September 2, 2010
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