ThePork's definitions

Quakeweight

Extra body weight put on in the long recovery period after the NZ earthquake.

"Andy, you've stacked on shit loads of lard recently, is that quakeweight mate?"

Andy: "Got no house, got no job. Watching my waistline is the least of my troubles"

by ThePork July 25, 2011

Facebook-ADD

Someone who craves Facebook status attention.

Sam's got Facebook-ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder).
She's often starting her day with something like "Having a bad morning and it's only 8am" and nothing else hoping for a deluge of sycophantic friends to reply "Oh whats up hun?"

by ThePork July 25, 2011