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Definitions by ThePork

Facebook-ADD 

Sam's got Facebook-ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder).
She's often starting her day with something like "Having a bad morning and it's only 8am" and nothing else hoping for a deluge of sycophantic friends to reply "Oh whats up hun?"
Facebook-ADD by ThePork July 25, 2011

Quakeweight

Extra body weight put on in the long recovery period after the NZ earthquake.
"Andy, you've stacked on shit loads of lard recently, is that quakeweight mate?"

Andy: "Got no house, got no job. Watching my waistline is the least of my troubles"
Quakeweight by ThePork July 25, 2011