2 definitions by PATO_scream

Facebook Addicts

All the people who are online when you log in at 2 am expecting to be the only one connected.

I'll log in later so Katy doesn't see me online and start wanting to chat.

Later: "Oh shit, Katy is fucking online, plus half of my fucken friend list!!

Freaking facebook addicts!

by PATO_scream September 2, 2010

Soccer Douche

A guy that plays soccer at a moderate or high level and thinks he's the fliest thing out there. Most of the time he has metro-sexual tendencies, with common patterns such as shaved eyebrows, skinny jeans, tight shirts, dyed hair and bitch-like personality. The Soccer-douche is everywhere in the soccer sphere; some classify David Beckham as one, but undoubtedly the biggest examples of a soccer-douche are Christiano Ronaldo and Mario Balotelli. Do not be confused, a metro-sexual soccer player with most of the characteristics previously mentioned is not necessarily a soccer-douche, unless he has a bitch-like personality which is the trademark characteristic of a soccer douche; by this we mean an egocentric, insensitive, whiny attitude. The soccer-douche is a singular breed and represents a very unique situation in the world of man-sports given his consistent success in the sport of soccer, where he is able to feed his ego but at the same time is accepted and sometimes almost idolized by the fan base which is mostly comprised of average down-to-earth guys who in normal situations would frown upon his kind.

Guy 1: Hey Christiano want to go play a pick up game at the park

Christiano: No thanks, I only play at the Bernabeu

Guy 1: Man you're such a soccer douche

by PATO_scream January 12, 2011