Facebook politics 

The ridiculous which ensues after people don't "accept" friendship requests or "delete" friends over stupid reasons. Those who violently pursue an extended social acceptance and/or are upset when people don't care they go fucking mental, for really no decent reason at all.

John: "Hey bro, my girlfriend's mad. She said it's cuz you didn't accept her as a friend on facebook."

Jan: "But I don't really like her. She's a huge bitch, no offense. Why the hell would I add her; to see all my shit?"

John: "But she won't blow me till you add her."

Jan: "Fuck this shit: facebook politics."

^^ Facebook politics. Ruin everything.

Facebook politics by uwengineer October 17, 2010

Facebook Politics 

Occurs when there is an election in the near future, and everyone uses facebook to describe their political allegiances and affiliations. Usually results in many chatting bullshit and things they read from Wikipedia.

Man 1: Oh My God, a conservative government would be awful.
Man 2: Why?!
Man 1: Err......Thatcher?
Man 2: Fucking Facebook Politics

Man 1: No way! Obama is such a communist!
Man 2: Do you know what a communist is?
Man 1: Isn't it like a Nazi?
Man 2: Pff...Facebook Politics

Facebook Politics by Josh the Shweff May 5, 2010

Facebook Politician 

A person who voices all of his or her political opinions and engages in political arguments on Facebook.

Person 1: Damn, Mark has posted like 10 posts about how great Ron Paul is in the last hour!

Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Facebook politician.

Facebook Politician by quinsin10 February 17, 2012

Facebook Politician 

One who gains all of their political knowledge from Facebook posts. Some from credible sources, but most are not and are only appealing to an uneducated person.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Obama is a Muslim terrorist?"

Person 2: "You must be a Facebook Politician. Get your information from a real news source and not your conservative uncle Jim."

Facebook Politician by Wizzil March 17, 2016