Definitions by Wizzil

Smashed Cinnabon

When you cream pie your own pants.

Last night Quincy had a dream about Sydney Sweeney and woke up with a Smashed Cinnabon in his pajamas.

Smashed Cinnabon by Wizzil March 20, 2026

Facebook Politician 

One who gains all of their political knowledge from Facebook posts. Some from credible sources, but most are not and are only appealing to an uneducated person.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Obama is a Muslim terrorist?"

Person 2: "You must be a Facebook Politician. Get your information from a real news source and not your conservative uncle Jim."

Facebook Politician by Wizzil March 17, 2016

fecalgasm 

When one takes a shit so nice that they enter a state of euphoria.

"Joe why did you lay on the floor for five hours after you took that shit?" "I had a fecalgasm"

fecalgasm by Wizzil September 23, 2015