Facebook Angle

The opposite of a Myspace Angle. Basically, it is a photo taken at such an angle that it makes an attractive person look less attractive. Lighting is very important in Facebook angles, as is subtle elements such as background, facial poses, etc.

Person A: What the hell? Jen's Facebook pictures make her look terrible! She's beautiful in real life, what happened?
Person B: Well, she took them all at Facebook Angles. They make her look gross.

Person 1: So, you gonna post that pic you took earlier on Facebook?
Person 2: Hell no. It's shot at a total Facebook angle, and I didn't even know it.

Facebook Angle by The Secks July 31, 2010

Facebook angle

A photo the individual (often female) took themselves, their arm obnoxiously encompassing half the photo frame.

Generally from overhead-down; the logic is, that way only their face and boobs show, and it's because they're obese. Period. If a girl doesn't show her ENTIRE body in any pics on her profile, it's suspicious. Ask her to send you one of her from head to toe and see what excuse she invents.

Yep, she's fat. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Dude, this chick is hot!

Um dude, she has 100 pics she took of herself trying to act sexy, yet none go below her boobs. Stop and wonder why, for a sec! It's all a Facebook angle, every single one!

Facebook angle by BDITM March 13, 2011

Facebook Angel 

Someone who in real life may be a drinking, slutty, drug taking, smoking, general mess. But on Facebook their privacy, photos, and language used are so censored that they look like an angel.
Someone who hides anything bad about themselves on facebook.

It's because she's friends with her (Dad/boss/nanny) so she's a total facebook angel.

Facebook Angel by liiiid November 28, 2010

Facebook Angles 

A habitual "cropping" of the proportions of an ugly person to make them seem appealing as a default picture.

I came across this chick I thought was hot, then I viewed her Profile picture and it was full of facebook angles. Needless to say I deleted our connection after.

Facebook Angles by Mafia Muff September 3, 2009

Facebook Angel 

An angelic Facebook friend. This person has a mind of their own and despite what other trash talk people make about a person, they are able to rise above it, and stay out of it. In fact, they may even feel sorry for this person, they send nice jesters to the victim to try to make up for other peoples cruelty. In general, it's not in their nature to hurt ANYONE because they are a kind secure person.

That girl is a true Facebook Angel. She doesn't believe in joining the bully crowd, she sees people for who they really are and has empathy. No one has a bad thing to say about her, because they secretly wish they had the strength to have a mind of their own like her. They try to gain her approval in hopes of feeding off her positive energy.

Facebook Angel by loves independent angels November 11, 2009

facebook angles 

The bringing-back of the usage of "myspace angles", but to facebook.

R: Yo AP, you feeling nostalgia for myspace? Your new default pic's got the angles.

AP: Yeah man, I'm starting a new movement for the facebook angles.

facebook angles by IAmCainMarko December 7, 2010