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Face Taste 

What your face taste like when you Smoke some delicious strain of Cannabis and breath out your nose. Must stay in your face for at least 30 seconds!
Your whole face taste like it!
Face Taste by Delta9Cartel February 16, 2010
Words you can keep

My taste in music is your face 

Another way for someone to say you're cute
Person #1: "My taste in music is your face."
Person #2: "What does that mean."
Person #1: "It means I think you're cute. Do something about it."

Tastey Face 

;P simply a wink of an eye and the ever-so-cute sticking out of the tongue. This face can pretty much get you out of any awkward or sticky situation. Use it sparingly, or else people will hate you instead of thinking you're extremely cute and loveable.

note: can also be used as an innuendo to other things.
1.
James: dude, why did you do that? now everything is ruined.
Bradley: ;P (uses the Tastey Face)
James: yeah you're right, haha let's go get drunk

2.

Linda: you whore! why did you spill shit all over my sundress!?
Molly: ;P (uses the Tastey Face)
Linda: nevermind, it's fine! It probably would have gotten stained tonight anyway ;P (uses Tastey Face)
Molly: te-he-he you bad girl! get it!

soup taster face 

soup taster face - Is one who pulls abnormal faces whilst tasting some delicious or horrible soup. if one likes the soup, the soup tasting face might be a very cheerful face, if one finds the soup appears to be a bit iffy then this face will be horrendous!!
'flipping heck check, that dudes soup taster face!!'

ask yourself and others this - 'whats your soup taster face?'
soup taster face by zander1988d February 4, 2010

tarte face 

when your face looks like the side profile moon emoji
omg you have a tarte face!
tarte face by gooberbebe June 28, 2021

Facepaste 

When upon hearing someone's last name, having full permission to creep their book immediately after to see photos, wall, and other info.
Ben I totally facepasted his name into search to creep his book and see what he looked like, and he's ugly as shit.
Facepaste by Lauraleaaaa February 18, 2011

facewasted 

when you have wasted your life on facebook. Either chatting,commenting,uploading,or posting etc. etc.
dude1: man my GF broke up with me
dude2: why???

dude1: she said ive facewasted my life away
dude2:...well thats kind of true
dude1: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT!!!
dude2: well we're chatting on face book right now
dude1: oh.... *sob sob*
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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