The act in which someone has both Facebook and Myspacewindows open at the same time.
Only to use the underdeveloped Myspace chat option to IM your friends that are not going to be anything with their lifes.
As well as only having Facebook open so you can stalk that one cute girl that accepted your add even though she has no idea who you are. Yet you tell you Myspace buds that you have been talking to her all night the night before.
Myspace Bud Who Is Going To Do Nothing With His Life: Sup
You: Nm
Myspace Bud Who Is Going To Do Nothing With His Life: You be hitting on that (insert name that sounds like a cute girl, mind you she is cute not hot) chick right
You: Yeah man i was talking to (insert name that sounds like a cute girl, mind you she is cute not hot) just last night
Myspace Bud Who Is Going To Do Nothing With His Life: Did you tap that shit?
You: No (Name of Myspace Bud Who Is Going To Do Nothing With His Life) i said i talked to her smart ass. She told me that she is a fan of Dr. Pepper and she thinks Facebook needs a dislike button.
Myspace Bud Who Is Going To Do Nothing With His Life: Thats bullshit man even i know you're Facespacing and i am a Myspace Bud Who Is Going To Do Nothing With His Life
Shaq: Hey man! What you doin?
Jamal: Not much, just on checking my facebook and my myspace.
Shaq: Don't you have nothin better to do than facespacing?
Jamal: Hell no! These two sites is my life!
Shaq: Man, you's a loser. I'm goin out to get laid.
Shaq: Hey man! What you doin?
Jamal: Not much, just on checking my facebook and my myspace.
Shaq: Don't you have nothin better to do than facespacing?
Jamal: Hell no! These two sites is my life!
Shaq: Man, you's a loser. I'm goin out to get laid.
The act of invading someone's personal space in order to spy on their Facebook page.
You: Holy shit, will you quit hovering over my shoulder?
Obnoxious friend: Hang on, go back. Who is that chick?
You: That's my mom. Stop facespacing me, seriously.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.