Face Pants

for whenever you skip shaving and don't want anyone to know! its like when you forget to shave your legs and just wear pants, but now you can do it to your face -- with face pants! Pants for your face!

Man, I don't have time to shave this morning. Thank goodness that I bought those Face Pants, now no one will know!

by Didymus90 April 11, 2010

face-pants

Imagine yourself with pants on.

Now, put your head up your ass. That is what we think of you.

That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard, face-pants.

by antipedantic.com February 4, 2008

Pants Face

A person of extream uncoolness; annoying and silly.
Also Jerk Face, Jerk Pants, and Face Pants

That guy is such a pants face for saying that.

by penguin March 20, 2004

no pants face hug

oral sex for male or female.

my girl gave me a no pants face hug for my birthday.

by dirteepnoy January 14, 2009

Your Mother's Face in my Pants

This is the ultimate comeback to the supposed 'ultimate comeback. This is what you use when someone uses "Your mother's face'', or "yo mamma's face".

Kid 1: Yo mamma!

: Your mother!

Kid 2: Yo mamma's face!

: Your mother's face!
(kid 2 thinking he's won the battle of ultimate comeback)

Kid 1: Yo mamma's face in my pants!

: Your mother's face in my pants!
(Kid 1 now wins)

by Spydamonkey666 November 18, 2010

Pants-face

When pants are flipped upside down they can sometimes resemble a face.

"Sometimes when one stares in the dark they might see a face and when they turn on the light to only see some pants in its place, that is the phenomenon of pants face."

"Damn those pants have one hell of a face, damn Pants-face."

by Anarchon March 5, 2021