Face Dumping

The act of checking your facebook status updates while taking a dump. Usually via a mobile device.

Yo, Why did you take do long in the bathroom?

Sorry, I was face dumping and lost track of time.

by HGH-MO July 19, 2009

Face-dump

To unfriend or block someone on Facebook

I face-dumped John Doe the other day on Facebook.

by Brodeurguy April 6, 2012

Open faced dump

The act of taking a dump in a public restroom and forgetting to lock the stall door. Not to be confused with dump at face value

I am pissed! I was trying to find an empty toilet and this douche was in there taking an open faced dump! So smelly.

by themayhall May 11, 2006

annoying tool face loser dump in a bag

A poor insult made on-spot and in-the-moment.

-You're a jerk!
-Oh yeah? Well you are an annoying tool face loser dump in a bag
-Wow, what a douche canoe...

by OhYesIDidYouBetterBelieveItD00 May 10, 2011

dump face

variation of game face, a mentality one gets into when breaking up with significant other

bro you know sharon is garbage i think it's time you get your dump face on and send that bitch to the curb.

by skineezy November 22, 2011

Face Dump

Sudden and projectile vomit from anything or anyone

My cat just took a "face dump" of hair and food on the living room floor.

by face dump September 21, 2009

Dump Face

The straining expression you make the moment you take a dump. Like an “O” face, but for pooping instead of orgasming.

My roommate walked into the bathroom and saw my dump face. I feel so violated.

by TissPee January 28, 2021