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The only part of a newspaper worth looking at. Located beside or near the crossword puzzles and cryptoquote. Famous funnies include Garfield, Family Circus, Andy Capp, and Peanuts.
Paper Boy - "Here's your paper, Susan."
Oliver (to Susan) - "Would you mind passing me the funnies once you're done?"
Funnies by TangClock February 16, 2009
Words you can keep
A plural exclamation of extreme humourosity.

OR

When followed by a question mark, a needy request to find out whether a joke has been accepted or not.
Girl 1: That is funnies!
Girl 2: Did you just say fannies?
Girl 1: No! That mishearing was what one might call 'funnies'!

OR

Girl 1: What's brown and sticky?
Girl 2: ...
Girl 1: A stick!
Girl 2: ...
Girl 1: ...funnies?
Funnies by Maria Gonzales September 13, 2008
Funnies innit.
Funnies by EstellaFross October 17, 2019
A privately traded stock reflecting the current capacity to entertain and/or cause a laughter.
Yo you made me laugh, you just longed the funnies my guy.
Wow, Dylan is totally shorting the funnies.
funnies by anonymous April 30, 2021

Funnies User 

Nerd who will NEVER get married.
"Dave barely ever goes outside, he's such a funnies user."
Funnies User by JuanHorse1 July 6, 2021

Funnies me out

It means it’s so funny and cringe at the the same time .
That TikTok funnies me out !
Funnies me out by Aquagxox July 25, 2021

no funnies

When you want someone to know your completely seriouse
Yassine: yo I just failed Patrick’s test no funnies

Daniela : yeah that test was hard as fuck
no funnies by Yazzy123 May 27, 2018
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