Froing 

Froing (v.) - the act of moving or walking with a jarring or stumbling manner due to major impairment in one's motor skills / hand-eye coordination. Most often used for cannabis intoxication, but can also be transferred to alcohol intoxication due to similar clumsy movement.

Originating from the Old English "to and fro"

Primary use:
Dude, check him out! He's so blitzed he's already froing!

Secondary use:
He got that scar by getting plastered last year on 17 bottles of beer, started froing all over the house and finally tripped and hit his face on the heating radiator.

Froing by Nazdravan February 25, 2009

Froing 

What you scream when you ejaculate in a public bathroom.

*fap fap fap fap* FROING!!!

Aw Jesus, why do people need to do that shit?

Froing by Anon3835683 January 31, 2008

Froing 

When you have curly or wavy hair and you haven't cut your hair in a while

It's time for a haircut. I am froing bad right now.

Froing by XavierRamos February 3, 2022

Froing 

The state of having your afro out (blown out, combed out, brushed out , braided out, etc.) And being confident in your skin whilst doing so.

I am absolutely froing today.

Froing by Cuz are players too June 29, 2023

TOING AND FROING

TOING AND FROING, IS WHERE YOU WOULD FREEZE A POO AND INSERT INTO YOUR BOTTOM AND THEN PUSHING IT OUT INTO ANOTHER BUM HOLE AND THEN BACK AGAIN UNTIL IT MELTS

James had a frozen poo in the freezer. James invited Patric over for some toing and froing of the frozen poo. It was very messy towards the end when it melted.

TOING AND FROING by Mikool77 July 19, 2023

Frying the frog 

|masturbating|
|Spanking the monkey|
|To fondle one's penis|
|To fondle someone else's penis|
|whacking off|
|walking the dog|
|too pull the weasle|
|beat the bishop|
|choking the chicken|
|slapping the salami|
|tug the rope|
|Holding your sausage hostage|
|Slap boxing the one-eyed champ|
|tug-o-war with the Cyclops|
|jingling the change|

"we saw peace frying the frog while he sat there with his yellow shorts wrapped around his ankles."

Frying the frog by lesfile January 1, 2008

Frying Nemo 

Frying Nemo — A PARENT’S REVENGE!!!!!

If you have children in your life; then you understand that once they love a Pixar or Disney movie, you will end up watching that movie 1,000,000 times.

YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GET EITHER THE SONGS OR THE DIALOGUE OUT OF YOUR HEAD.

So to gently persuade the children to watch another movie; or. to perhaps go outside and play; you might try cooking fish sticks or fish fillets after they watch Finding Nemo ONE TOO MANY MOTHERFUCKING TIMES!!!!!!!!!

And for the sake of argument you might call dinner: “Frying Nemo”. You know, to insert a psychological pry bar into their little heads.

If you watch children’s movies closely — which you ultimately end up doing whether you want it or not — you will see that there is always a wonderful darkness that can be exploited and projected at the child to separate their psyche from an over played movie.

You got to get them to:

…Let it go, let it go
Can't stand this movie anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn is off or I’ll slam the door
I don't care what they're going to say
Turn that movie off and the ballgame on
Tears don’t bother me anyway
LET IT GO!!!!!!!!

Now I feel better!!!!

…and kids, after we watch Finding Nemo FOR THE 1,000,000th time we can have fish fillet and fish sticks for dinner. Hey, I have an idea Let’s call dinner: Frying Nemo!!!!!!!

Frying Nemo by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 24, 2023