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A boy getting groomed by an Amke
I am getting Frits'ed. She spilled something in my drink
Frits by Amkelover42069 August 2, 2022
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When you eat fruit off a girls tits
John: Hey babe, ima frits you up tonight
Karly: I love it when you do that, especially with strawberries
frits by sammydog April 4, 2009
the milk ducts off a teenage or older female. men like to pull them and pinch them, which they think the female enjoys but actually it kinda hurts. also, babies like to suck them - see 'bitty'.
Bella: "oi Betty, can i milk your frits?"
Frits by Rillie July 25, 2008
An older women with ginger hair who typically works at schools.
Ah... Ya see her? Frits or tits?
Frits by The Johnny B. Street September 16, 2021

Frits Factor 

The impossibility of teaching someone something because of his or her dogged reluctance to avoid being taught. It arises through the

deliberate choice of that person to continue to remain ignorant. In some cases the person may be too proud to admit that a different, better method exists of doing something.
Example 1.

Lemuel was repeatedly having the same, easily-fixable problem with his computer and Mike was always the one to help him sort it out. When I suggested that Mike show Lemuel how to do it himself he said "Oh I offered to do that but it's the Frits Factor. He insists I do it for him, every time."

Example 2.

I went fishing with Jock. He kept losing his strikes because his method of attaching the hook was flawed and ineffectual. I offered to

help and patiently showed him how to tie a good knot but strangely, his results did not improve. The Frits Factor was at play. I noticed later he
was still baiting up his way.
Frits Factor by Fritsy Bitsy January 1, 2014

dinkle frits 

some one who messes up, a lot or tends to fail, at tasks forgetful, space case, burnt
chelsea you are being such a dinkle frits

Snickle Frits 

When your girlfriend gives u a blow job while you are playing videogame and when u beat the level she swallows ur cum
Dude i was gaming on Gears of War 2 and my girlfriend gave me a snickle frits
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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