FOGLO 

Fear of getting left out

Jill doesn't like rollercoasters, yet she went with her friends because of major FOGLO

FOGLO by FOGLO January 23, 2019

fogle

v. To screw someone over without principles. Also, to sexually violate another person. This is in reference to the disgraced Subway icon Jared Fogle.

"Yo, Joe, Jerry Sandusky is a total scumbag. He ruined a lot of people's lives. I don't care if he gets fogled in prison for destroying so many innocent lives." Also: "Man, that kid overcharged me at the sandwich shop. I totally got fogled."

fogle by Prankster October 1, 2015

Followback 

Followback is a website where people can get paid by others to follow, like, comment or post on social media.

A friend of mine got paid $150 on Followback to like a photo on Instagram.

Followback by scully2425 September 24, 2017

Random Follower 

Someone on Twitter who picks people at random to follow, in hopes of boosting their own numbers

Your man Steve is such a "Random Follower" look at him following another 1,000 people that he has no interest in what they say or do. He is trying to boost his numbers.

Random Follower by Athalonius November 4, 2011

Jared Fogle 

A formerly obese man who lost weight via a combination of walking, Subway sandwiches, and vigorous use of child pornography. He used to choose between 6 inch or foot long sub sandwiches; now he is getting 6 inches to foot longs of another kind.

Man, the air conditioner was broken at work today and I was hotter than Jared Fogle buying Girl Scout cookies.

Jared Fogle by anotherDUDE October 1, 2015

Gas followed by mass 

Now see here folks, Gas followed by mass means to shart yourself.

You be having a great day and have the urge to fart.

Well let me tell you something. That's gonna turn your smile upside down in a matter of 1.2 seconds.

Because your anus erupts with the nastiest form of fecal matter that is so foul it poisons your undies and a three mile radius.

Well now let's hope you aren't anywhere important like on a date or talking to crush or else your fucked.

Guy 1: Man I was talking to this one hot chick at this party but I had some gas followed by mass!

Guy 2: Oh shit man that sucks. Even the devil finds that shit blasphemous.

Gas followed by mass by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023

crowd follower 

Someone who just goes along with whatever everyone else is doing and doesn't think for themselves very much.

A crowd follower will typically see every popular new movie, vote for whoever the "cool" politician is and go along with whatever current pop culture says is in without actually putting much critical thought or research into it.

crowd follower by Link1986 September 11, 2016