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I'm not really sure why Instagram is considered to be two separate words. This is usually seen scribbled on public transportation vessels by low-income high school children.
"FMOIG @pretty_boss_bitch"
FMOIG by hashbrowngetta January 29, 2014
Words you can keep
is an acronym for 'fuck off I got work to do'. Use the acronym
when you are being annoyed by someone in IRC or chat and need to

get back to work.

The phrase comes from the show, 'Trailer Park Boys'.
j: sweet rounds in Call of Duty
d: yay! ggz
j: too bad you sucked at it
d: foigwtd
foigwtd by foigwtd April 27, 2010
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FMOI @__skylaralexis
FMOI by Shout out. September 1, 2013

big foig 

term originally coined by youtube sensation, theChengman. exact definition is however unclear. big foig can mean anything from an insult to a term of endearment. just let the meaning come to you when the moment is right and don't hold back. you'll understand - simple as that ya BIG FOIGGG!
guy 1: oh dang, yo pecs are huge! can i touch em??
guy 2: hells nah ya BIG FOIG!

guy 1: yo i love you man
guy 2: give me a hug ya BIG FOIG!
big foig by j.whiz July 16, 2011
Began when a group of seniors from Magee Secondary in Vancouver, BC would say in the hallways to confuse students and teachers. From that time, its grown into a well known term.
"awwe FOIG"

*a bitch-made looking group of guys pass you*
"1, 2, 3 TRIPLE FOIIIIG"
foig by Chris A. Wills January 11, 2008

Floigery 

Public floigery is a hypothetical-criminal act defined as "a public display of insanity, too mild to be considered psychosis". In plain language, when a civilian engages in acts that should be considered illegal but are not, in fact, stated in the criminal code. Floigery, though amusing at times, should be considered with the utmost severity.
Common examples of floigery would include:
Making up words
Continuing on jokes for far longer than necessary
Taking bad ideas and turning them into real life events
Capris
Floigery by Willow Q. August 25, 2009

fmligtpcodapuqf711 

Fuck my life i'm going to play call of duty and pick up queso from 7eleven
studying for finals sucks. fmligtpcodapuqf711.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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