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(noun): the type of douchesbag seen in public- particularly nightclubs and beaches- reminiscent of "The Jersey Shore". Characterized by medically disturbing tans, overly-producted hair, and under-sized Affliction T-shirts. Often observed performing a simplistic, repetitive motion, also referred to as a "fistpump ".
"Whoa! This place is full of Fistpumps tonight. Is there a MTV casting call or something?"

Also used as a replacement for other derogatory names, i.e.:
"Quit being such a Fistpump! " or,

" Let's play smear the Fistpump! " or,

" Man, fuck you, Fistpumpa! "
Fistpump by kiyote July 19, 2012

alek keegan's fistpump 

Is surprisingly not about something that someone gets excited about, but is actually a rare sex position that involves A LOT OF LUBE. SERIOUSLY I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH NEED MORE LUBE. usually by anal or vaginal. User usually grabs interior organs during. remember, lube.
"Becky, I heard you scream last night. What happened??"
"My boyfriend pulled an alek keegan's fistpump and i had to go to the hospital."
"Girl you are so lucky, i've been asking my boyfriend to do that for weeks. He doesn't have enough money for that much lube. I heard you need a lot of it!!! LIKE A LOT!!"

mutual fistpump 

when you fist pump in one motion. Not bending the wrist and elbow but keeping ur arm in an L shape and moving it side to side. This can also be described as a "soft fistpump"
guy 1- "Dude we were mutual fistpumping so hardcore at the club last night."guy 2- "Dude thats legit."
mutual fistpump by vapanther October 6, 2010

Guatemalan Fistpump 

After a male has produced sufficient dick cheese, he then proceeds to flick it (or "grate" it) onto a female's vaginal region. Upon completion, the male then punches the aforementioned female's vagina (with a closed fist).
Winfield had a bushel of dick cheese and had nothing to do with it. So he flicked it all over Mary's vag, and gave her a nice uppercut."Now thats a Guatemalan Fistpump."

Shabbat fistbump 

A greeting exchanged on the Jewish Sabbath (or any other day of the week).
One party to the greeting exclaims "Shabbat fistbump!" and pounds the other person's fist.

An energizing upgrade from the traditional Shabbat handshake.
Person 1: Shabbat shalom (peaceful Sabbath) my friend, how was your week? (extends hand)
Person 2: Shabbat fistbump, dude!!! (extends closed fist)
Person 1: (pounds it) That was so much more fulfilling than a regular handshake.
Shabbat fistbump by ShabbatMendy October 30, 2009

$5 fist pump 

The $5 fist pump is a celebration by a redder when he wins. The celebration is short-lived when the redder is reminded that he merely won $5.

Suffice it to say, you do not want to be around anyone who ecstatically celebrates winning $5 when they lose $5.
Jr won a blackjack hand and ripped off a $5 fist pump as he raked in one whole red chip.
$5 fist pump by moraleboatanchor March 26, 2013
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