Only the Coolest Superhero.
Ever.

He was born in Japan, in 1956, and is male, and lives in a Fishbowl.
He reponds to trouble almost instantly, appearing in a flash, and the floor is littered by goldfish. He says his slogan "OH NOES YOU DON'T YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE LADY, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@"
He will attack his enemys by throwing flyers from a seafood resteraunt at them, which hypnotize his enemy into going to a fish resteraunt and ordering salmon.

Asian Fish Man,
I love you.

Woman: "Who will save me?"
Turbonegro (2nd def): "No one bitch!"
Woman: "Noes!"
(Flash of light, followed by goldfish raining from teh sky above)
Asian Fish Man: "OH NOES YOU DON'T YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE LADY, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@"

Asian Fish Man by justINSECURE August 5, 2008

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Monkey Fish Man

Unique species of hybrid animal, also known as the Quagalabinnafish. Is proeminent in dodging everything thrown his way, and even things that are NOT thrown his way, or even near him, for that matter.

Example #1:

Naru stabsssss teh monkey.
Monkey Fish Man dodges.

Example #2:

Mart opens up a pot of mayonnaise.
Monkey Fish Man dodges.

Monkey Fish Man by Mart September 12, 2004

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Star Fish Man

It's me, you motherfuckers, it's Star Fish Man. I have the IQ of a Starfish, which is 2. But I'm also pretty fucking passive aggressive, and if you fuck with me I'll fucking inseminate your mother. I'm also colorful in appearance and language.

The big ass Starfish alien from The Suicide Squad is my cousin. Don't fuck with me.

Love you too, Matthew, if you're reading this.

"Dude Star Fish Man just fucked my mom and posted it on pornhub! Looks like I'm gonna have a sibling after all..."

Star Fish Man by Star Fish Man March 15, 2022

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Star-Fish-Man

A Name given to anyone who likes licking Girls Chocolate Starfish as well as Fanny because its dirty as fuck, namely me. Also: The Bum-Hole Kid, Ring Raider (not to be confused with the gay term) and Cigar-Burn Extraordinaire

" We're gonna fuck later you dirty bitch! and guess what? Star-fish-Man is gonna be in full flow "

Star-Fish-Man by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

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Scaly man fish

A man that is scaly like a fish and drinks baileys from a shoe. Like Old Gregg!

OLD GREGG BITCH! scaly man fish

Scaly man fish by Scott12311 December 18, 2008

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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