Fiddling
The art of female masturbation.
Fiddling by indiana princess October 31, 2010
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Fiddling
In Belize, this native slang is the action of a man giving his material items and/or spending money aimlessly on a woman for the benefit of sexual favors.
Fiddling by Verybestofthebest March 30, 2021
Fiddling
Fiddling by Beck stewart June 3, 2021
fiddling a loose one
when you give someone with whiskey dick a hand job to try to get it up, but of course, they have whiskey dick, so you can't get it up. so the penis just kind of flops around while you fiddle with it. the worst thing that can happen to a drunk and horny individual.
Girl 1: "Man, Casey had whiskey dick, so I was fiddling a loose one for a while"
Girl 2: "Dude that sucks...sorry you didn't get it in!"
Girl 2: "Dude that sucks...sorry you didn't get it in!"
fiddling a loose one by theOGfiddler69 September 23, 2017
fiddling while Rome burns
To occupy oneself with unimportant matters and neglect priorities during a crisis.
Origin: (The source of this phrase is the story that Nero played the fiddle (violin) while Rome Burned during the Great Fire in AD 64).
Origin: (The source of this phrase is the story that Nero played the fiddle (violin) while Rome Burned during the Great Fire in AD 64).
duskins: "Just waiting for the time to be ideal!"
Zavah: "That time is never going to exist,why are you fiddling while Rome burns?"
duskins: . . . "oh f***." >_<
Zavah: "That time is never going to exist,why are you fiddling while Rome burns?"
duskins: . . . "oh f***." >_<
fiddling while Rome burns by duskins July 17, 2006
fiddling the ferret
After Sara turned out to be a bitch and he realized Heather was a gold-digging whore, Al stayed home, glumly fiddling the ferret to porn he found on imagefap.
fiddling the ferret by Blenderhead91 September 7, 2010
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