Short for Faux Emergency Mom. A mom who thinks and acts like she is FEMA, making sure that you, her adult child, have all of the necessary supplies (in abundance) that you need--without a current or imminent emergency/disaster taking place and wholly unsolicited.
I just got a surprise package in the mail from FEMom filled with 2 packages of mega-roll toilet paper, 5 boxes of cartoon character bandaids, a random weird-scented soap from Bath & Body Works, 3 tubes of toothpaste, 2 boxes of pancake mix, a halloween-themed kitchen towel, and a roll of stamps.
by Dsho86 May 31, 2020
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by freedomfemme April 18, 2019
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a female who has chosen to stay single and not have children. This does not necessarily mean she lives like a nun or that she hates children. A freedom femme just real loves and values the freedom of the solo life.
by Pa1oma September 27, 2015
Get the freedom femme mug.The festering of frustrating feelings in a woman is known as femmentation.
Eg. The frustrating feeling a woman experiences when her man says something she believes is mad ridiculous and her emotions fester and ferment into something that may eventually become potentially disastrous.
Eg. The frustrating feeling a woman experiences when her man says something she believes is mad ridiculous and her emotions fester and ferment into something that may eventually become potentially disastrous.
by pineapple$ with pi$$a November 3, 2018
Get the Femmentation mug.This term has a variety of uses and generally always refers to the female gender in varying capacities, as women, by nature are the stinkier of the two genders. Typically used to describe an odor emitted by, or resulting from contact with some woman. Most frequently used to describe the musky, sometimes stinky or even downright putrid smell, residing somewhere on a male after encountering a foul vagina. The term can also apply to other areas of a woman's anatomy when applicable. Can include the butt, arm pits, even bad breath. Let us not forget the feet, which for some women, can melt the paint off a battleship. This condition is most often associated with a female lacking intelligence and common sense, but can include and is not limited to sophisticates as well. It is believed by some that perfume was originally, in part, first used to attempt to conceal the less than desirable smells of a female.
1. Hey man, wanna smell some Le Femme de Pew on my fingers from Mary Jane last night?! The shit just won't wash off.
2. Baby I respect you in every way, but you have got to stop wearing those nylons and cheap shoes, especially in warmer weather. Your piggies really stink and are burning my eyes! I'm also going to have to replace the carpeting.
2. Baby I respect you in every way, but you have got to stop wearing those nylons and cheap shoes, especially in warmer weather. Your piggies really stink and are burning my eyes! I'm also going to have to replace the carpeting.
by Big Ed Moustapha March 24, 2009
Get the Le Femme de Pew mug.Femme fatigue is what a man reaches when he’s burned out with pursuing women only to realize again and again that they are primarily all the same with regards to their sense of entitlement and the obstacles he must endure just to get some stink on his dick. This whole process costs him time and money and most always reminds him that the greater majority of women justify a man's staying single and redundantly invokes the same question: Who the hell would put up with this bitch?! Still, the situation repeats as his need for sexual gratification builds up and he’s forced to once again subject himself to the social meet up and dating scenes to re-endure his limits of frustration and sacrificial finances required to continue this bullshit.
Hey dude, are you headed out tonight?
No, I’ve got a bad case of femme fatigue and don’t have the patience for their bullshit. I may just avoid the whole fucking game and call a hooker.
No, I’ve got a bad case of femme fatigue and don’t have the patience for their bullshit. I may just avoid the whole fucking game and call a hooker.
by Big Ed Moustapha September 11, 2011
Get the femme fatigue mug.An extremely intelligent, attractive and seductive woman who has a tendency to use men in many ways either for sex, money, help, attention, support. She never falls in love with a man, but rather uses him and takes the advantages that he gives her. Usually her heart is already broken and incapable of love and intimacy because of her dark past and troubling history. She might have loved once and trusted someone but was betrayed and failed at and her deceptions of the past left irrevocable scars. She is amazing in bed and at all the arts of seduction but she only gives her body never her heart. She has lost all hope in menkind and does no longer believe in happy endings. She learned the hard way: her dark past taught her too well, she'll never make the same mistake twice.
by penriver June 24, 2016
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