FAFFL

“Frugal As Fuck For Life”

Sarah said we have to FAFFL because of the upcoming down-payment of our first home!

by faffl_on_faffl August 31, 2020

faffing about

Wasting time, doing nothing in particular. Also, can mean finding idle tasks to do while wasting time.

Comparable to dilly-dallying.

I'm just faffing about until lunch time.

_or_

- What are you doing there, working?
- Nah, I'm just faffing about.

by eydryan September 20, 2011

Faffery

Slow progress, beating around the bush.
Generally wasting time.

'She was mastering the art of faffery in that lesson.'

by Meadhbh January 4, 2008

faff

Verb.
1. to waste time doing nothing. 2. to waste time doing stupid things 3. to delay, dilly-dally, especially before leaving the house to be on time somewhere.

Example 1: "I didn't do anything on Sunday; I just faffed around the house."

Example 2:
Person 1: "I can't decided between these 2 jackets to wear to the movies. Which one? Where is my black hat? Oh wait, let me get my phone. Do you know where I put it? Oh and did you feed the cat dinner? Maybe I can just check email really quick right now; we have time."
Person 2: "Stop your faffing. We have to leave now or we won't make it."

Example 3:
"He faffed around on the internet for so long that he was almost an hour late meeting us at the bar."

by Amy Lapierre October 12, 2005

fafalily

the best tiktoker of all time and best singer on tiktok

i love fafalily he brightens up my day

by fafalily stan September 3, 2020

faffin

foolishness, foolish behaviour

Karl Pilkington explained to Ricky Gervais and Steve Merchant that travel to foreign lands was a lot o faffin, because you have to get injections just to keep yourself alive during the visit.

by jigsawtooth February 21, 2010

fatfluencer

Opposite of a fitfluencer. Fatfluencers promote body positivity and type 2 diabetes.

This weekend there is a camp for fat people to eat pound cake and rub thighs with fatfluencers.

by whattingh November 27, 2019