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Faffluent

A person or person(s) who try to appear more affluent than they are.
Hey Drew! Look at those broads over there-they're so faffluent
by Sezpez90 June 27, 2019
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affluent

A person who is financially well-off. Having an abundent supply of material possessions. To be fortunate and prosperous.
He has 10 luxury cars and a mansion. He's affluent.
by Junos May 16, 2008
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fatfluencer

Opposite of a fitfluencer. Fatfluencers promote body positivity and type 2 diabetes.
This weekend there is a camp for fat people to eat pound cake and rub thighs with fatfluencers.
by whattingh November 27, 2019
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Affluent Bone Spur Syndrome

A crippling foot condition that plagues wealthy individuals old enough to serve their country while their country is at war and a draft is in effect.
What are all the affluent people not serving in Vietnam? Because they are suffering from Affluent Bone Spur Syndrome deffermemt defirmemt
by Libertatis December 26, 2018
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faffluencer

As per the rules of cycling where faffing should be kept to a minimum, a faffluencer is a cyclist who adds faff to pre-ride faff, ride faff and even post-ride faff, by posting about their cycling on social media. An extension of bikefluencer. See also “faffluencing” or “to faffluence”
Hitter 1: We missed that KoM on the climb because that faffluencer had to stop for a pic.

Hitter 2: I know, never seen someone faffluencing so much. Bit of a chopper move.
by Caro_sbx December 8, 2020
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Affluent amnesia

The condition where poor people who become wealthy forget how difficult life was when they were poor. They often speak condescendingly to poor up-and-comers and suggest they lack the talent or drive to succeed.
I remember when he was playing guitar in a coffee shop and now that he is a famous rocker, he acts like all the musicians he played with didn't have his dedication. He's got it twisted man, he's got affluent amnesia. rich, arrogant, condescending, narcissistic, self-absorbed, judgmental
by joecoolthefool January 18, 2015
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affluential

The state of being both affluent and influential.
George Bush was able to rise above his intelligence limitations to a position of power because his family is affluential.
by Pandorrla August 18, 2010
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