Faffluent 

A person or person(s) who try to appear more affluent than they are.

Hey Drew! Look at those broads over there-they're so faffluent

Faffluent by Sezpez90 June 27, 2019

affluent 

A person who is financially well-off. Having an abundent supply of material possessions. To be fortunate and prosperous.

He has 10 luxury cars and a mansion. He's affluent.

affluent by Junos May 16, 2008

fatfluencer

Opposite of a fitfluencer. Fatfluencers promote body positivity and type 2 diabetes.

This weekend there is a camp for fat people to eat pound cake and rub thighs with fatfluencers.

fatfluencer by whattingh November 27, 2019

Affluent Bone Spur Syndrome 

A crippling foot condition that plagues wealthy individuals old enough to serve their country while their country is at war and a draft is in effect.

What are all the affluent people not serving in Vietnam? Because they are suffering from Affluent Bone Spur Syndrome deffermemt defirmemt

Affluent Bone Spur Syndrome by Libertatis December 26, 2018

faffluencer 

As per the rules of cycling where faffing should be kept to a minimum, a faffluencer is a cyclist who adds faff to pre-ride faff, ride faff and even post-ride faff, by posting about their cycling on social media. An extension of bikefluencer. See also “faffluencing” or “to faffluence”

Hitter 1: We missed that KoM on the climb because that faffluencer had to stop for a pic.

Hitter 2: I know, never seen someone faffluencing so much. Bit of a chopper move.

faffluencer by Caro_sbx December 8, 2020

Affluent amnesia

The condition where poor people who become wealthy forget how difficult life was when they were poor. They often speak condescendingly to poor up-and-comers and suggest they lack the talent or drive to succeed.

I remember when he was playing guitar in a coffee shop and now that he is a famous rocker, he acts like all the musicians he played with didn't have his dedication. He's got it twisted man, he's got affluent amnesia. rich, arrogant, condescending, narcissistic, self-absorbed, judgmental

Affluent amnesia by joecoolthefool January 18, 2015

affluential 

The state of being both affluent and influential.

George Bush was able to rise above his intelligence limitations to a position of power because his family is affluential.

affluential by Pandorrla August 18, 2010