FAFFH
An acronym for Fucked and Far From Home. Used to describe an unbelievably negative and unwelcome situation. Can also describe the state an object is in.
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faffing about
Wasting time, doing nothing in particular. Also, can mean finding idle tasks to do while wasting time.
Comparable to dilly-dallying.
Comparable to dilly-dallying.
I'm just faffing about until lunch time.
_or_
- What are you doing there, working?
- Nah, I'm just faffing about.
_or_
- What are you doing there, working?
- Nah, I'm just faffing about.
faffing about by eydryan September 20, 2011
Fafuh
Shortened name for fat-fuck. Is someone who is really annoying, FAT, ugly, and will never get any girls in his life.
Fafuh by TheMessanator June 19, 2013
Faffery
faff
Verb.
1. to waste time doing nothing. 2. to waste time doing stupid things 3. to delay, dilly-dally, especially before leaving the house to be on time somewhere.
1. to waste time doing nothing. 2. to waste time doing stupid things 3. to delay, dilly-dally, especially before leaving the house to be on time somewhere.
Example 1: "I didn't do anything on Sunday; I just faffed around the house."
Example 2:
Person 1: "I can't decided between these 2 jackets to wear to the movies. Which one? Where is my black hat? Oh wait, let me get my phone. Do you know where I put it? Oh and did you feed the cat dinner? Maybe I can just check email really quick right now; we have time."
Person 2: "Stop your faffing. We have to leave now or we won't make it."
Example 3:
"He faffed around on the internet for so long that he was almost an hour late meeting us at the bar."
Example 2:
Person 1: "I can't decided between these 2 jackets to wear to the movies. Which one? Where is my black hat? Oh wait, let me get my phone. Do you know where I put it? Oh and did you feed the cat dinner? Maybe I can just check email really quick right now; we have time."
Person 2: "Stop your faffing. We have to leave now or we won't make it."
Example 3:
"He faffed around on the internet for so long that he was almost an hour late meeting us at the bar."
faff by Amy Lapierre October 12, 2005
faffin
Karl Pilkington explained to Ricky Gervais and Steve Merchant that travel to foreign lands was a lot o faffin, because you have to get injections just to keep yourself alive during the visit.
faffin by jigsawtooth February 21, 2010
faffing around
faffing around by loafing October 31, 2013
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