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F.H.I.L.F.

Fire hydrant I'd like to fuck.
Forget NYFD, check out that hot, hot fire plug action on your street
by Lynn K, in the east bay September 17, 2004
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H.I.L.F.

"Hobbit I'd Like To Fuck" see milf
Man, Frodo's mom is one hot H.I.L.F.
by SamR December 17, 2003
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P.H.I.L.F.

Now that she is pregnant again, Karen has gone from a M.I.L.F. to a P.H.I.L.F. in my book.
by Jeffrey James January 20, 2009
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rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.
by Omnibender February 22, 2011
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i.a.t.t.h.i.l.h.b.i.a.h.d.f.t.s.y.

iโ€™m afraid to tell him i love him because iโ€™m afraid he doesnโ€™t feel the same yet.
when you and him havenโ€™t been together for a very long time but you feel a real connection also known as i.a.t.t.h.i.l.h.b.i.a.h.d.f.t.s.y.
by jasalynn rose. November 22, 2020
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i.a.t.t.h.i.l.h.b.i.a.h.d.f.t.s.y.

iโ€™m afraid to tell him i love him because iโ€™m afraid he doesnโ€™t feel the same yet.
when you and him havenโ€™t been together for a long time but you feel a real connection also known as i.a.t.t.h.i.l.h.b.i.a.h.d.f.t.s.y.
by jasalynn rose. November 22, 2020
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