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Chad: How did you get Vanessa to stop being mad

Kyle: We F&MU'd

Chad: Dude that fucking awesome

Kyle: Ikr
F&MU by CTRL. ALT. SUCKMYDIC February 3, 2022
Words you can keep

i.w.y.t.f.m.u.i.c.w 

I want you to f##k me until I can't walk
Can be used while texting
"Anna sent me I.W.Y.T.F.M.U.I.C.W, what does that mean man?"
"Brooo your lucky you got a freak freak"
i.w.y.t.f.m.u.i.c.w by Dam1020 January 27, 2020

F.m.u.i.n.o.y.d.t.s.m.c.i.m.m 

Fuck
Me
Until
I
Cum
On
Your
Dick
Then
Smash
My
Cunt
In
Multiple

Mounds
Jenny asked her new freaky boyfriend to F.m.u.i.n.o.y.d.t.s.m.c.i.m.m

i.w.y.t.f.m.u.i.s.o.d 

i want you to fuck me until i say "oh daddy"
person 1: hey

person 2: hey

person 1: i.w.y.t.f.m.u.i.s.o.d

person 2: bet
i.w.y.t.f.m.u.i.s.o.d by nessie-bitch November 23, 2020

A&F Music 

The type of played at Hollister and or Abercrombie and Fitch, consisting of techno beats and long haired pre-pubescent boys with tattoos and skinny jeans. 99% of the time by a band who has more than 10 syllables in their names
I was at my sister's 12 yearold's birthday party, and shit, all the played were A&F Music.
A&F Music by Bomb.com February 14, 2009

L.T.W.Y.W.T.T.M.T.M.F.M.U 

it means nothing someone is just trying to confuse u 👩 🦲
Jsjsjsjshsj L.T.W.Y.W.T.T.M.T.M.F.M.U yea
Similar to fml but stands for f* my useless (university) degree.
The person using the phrase F-mud more likely than not is a pragmatist and understands that their social science degree is worth almost absolutely nothing unless it's followed by a master's degree in something like law.
F-mud by Uncle Dimma December 12, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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