A fat middle aged man is usually often in the suburbs working as a dad or a band director. They make lame jokes and wear really high socks. they tend to sweat a lot and talk about Monty Python
John: Hey Freddy, what are you going to do for Christmas?
Freddy: Oh, well, I'm going to go with my family to eat and sing some carols, how about you?
John: Well, I'm going to look at pictures of people I don't know in facebook.
Freddy: Okay, well have a merry f-mas!!!
Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)
Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun"
A very angry e-mail reply, often loaded with profanity or implied profanity. Can be either personal or business-related. Not to be confused with a flame, f-mails are issued as an expression of extreme dissatisfaction with a specific situation... where you eventually call somebody a monkeyfucker.
When my wireless card crapped out, Chris from Tech Support sent Tech Release 1.01b. When I e-mailed that Tech Release 1.01b didn't work, he sent Tech Release 1.01b. When I e-mailed him again that Tech Release 1.01b has nothing to do with my problem, he sent Tech Release 1.01b. I then f-mailed Chris, questioning his parentage and telling him to give the farm animals a rest.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).