F-mas

When you spend your Christmas in facebook instead of with your family.

John: Hey Freddy, what are you going to do for Christmas?
Freddy: Oh, well, I'm going to go with my family to eat and sing some carols, how about you?
John: Well, I'm going to look at pictures of people I don't know in facebook.
Freddy: Okay, well have a merry f-mas!!!

F-mas by chesthair December 26, 2010

f@&master 

Someone who is the master of being a f@&

Shadi:"Josh, i will rape you in the @ss!"
Josh:"Shadi your a f@&master!"

f@&master by purplecatwolchito October 14, 2011

F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) 

Standing for: For Whom The Bell Tolls this is a somewhat cover of the Metallica song of the same name. The cover was created by dronemetalists Sunn O))) (pronounced sun).

I hate Lars so much what a d-bag he makes me want to listen to F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) all day long!

rip cliff burton

F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) by joshjoshjoshjoshjoshjoshjoshjosh April 20, 2008

Fmasterbatetor 

Someone who constantly updates on any social networking site

Shannon is updating again, what a chronic fmasterbatetor

Fmasterbatetor by RobertJeromeo April 30, 2011

FMASL

short for: Fuck My Already Screwed Life

dude, I have exams all this week and we've just run out of my favourite chocolate biscuits. FMASL

FMASL by harriet jones prime minister September 20, 2010