Eygypt 

when you forget how to spell "Egypt"

Student 1: hey man, what the hell is an Eygypt
Student 2: oh fuck, I meant Egypt

Eygypt by spookytoad May 12, 2020

the tiger of Egypt 

A little kid's description of the Sphinx!

When I heard her say the tiger of Egypt, I instantly knew what she meant! How cute!

the tiger of Egypt by Starchylde May 21, 2016

denial is a river in egypt 

Popularized on TikTok, implying someone is in denial. This phrase is referring to a clip of Wendy Williams on a radio show, where she says to a caller “denial is a river in Egypt, your husband is gay.” The joke is that Wendy recited the saying incorrectly.

The real saying is “denial is not (just) a river in Egypt”: A humorous phrase used to highlight the fact that someone is in denial about something. (A pun on the colloquial pronunciation of "the Nile.")

“Denial is a river in Egypt”: Remember that time Wendy Williams said “denial is a river in Egypt, your husband is gay!” while live on air?

“Denial is not (just) a river in Egypt”: The boss thinks he can salvage this project by throwing more money at it. Someone should let him know that denial isn't a river in Egypt.

denial is a river in egypt by sometimesitslikethat January 27, 2023

Egyptian Betty 

noun

1. Similar to a wet willy an Egyptian Betty is prank in which the prankster spits a loogi onto their finger and sticks it in the victim's ear hole.

" I gave Betty White an Egyptian Betty and she loved it"
" My day was going great, until some random guy gave me an Egyptian Betty"

Egyptian Betty by tomalostoma November 7, 2018

Egyptian handjob 

A handjob for giant dicks. The dick is held in both hands, one of each side of the body, while the hands move back and forth.

Sorry babe, but the only way you can jack off this boy is with an Egyptian handjob.

Egyptian handjob by Dingdongbro October 26, 2020

egyptian two-step 

A phrase to show that someone is completely clueless. The Egyptian two-step in when a male exits the bathroom after urination but forgets to zip his fly, such that his junk swings to one side with a right step, then swings to the other with a left step. The male is totally clueless that this is occurring.

Did he realize that he just misfired the weapon in the wrong direction? No? Have him do the Egyptian two-step over to do some push ups.

egyptian two-step by Stagmen February 23, 2017

Egyptian PT 

Having a sleep in the afternoon. Slacking off. The opposite of real Physical Training -

I'm feeling a bit lardy, I'm going to do some Egyptian PT this afternoon.

Egyptian PT by Squatter2 April 14, 2009