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Eye sock 

Originating in county jails where the lights are not completely turned off at night, inmates have been known to create make shift sleep masks out of socks, thus resulting in something called an eye sock.
Man it's bright as hell in here! Who the fuck took my eye sock!?
Eye sock by cgreyrun November 14, 2011
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Sock-eye salmon 

A form of artificial insemination that involve the one-eyed monster releasing its genetic material in to a sock. The sock is then invirted and inserted (usually via fisting) in to a woman's vagina.
Person1: How is Jamie pregnant with Johnny's baby? I thought they never slept together.

Person2: He didn't! She stole his spank sock and gave herself a Sock-eye salmon!

Eye-sockey

Another word for Ice Hockey.
Nowadays, it's more in the minor leagues that they play the old Eye-sockey.

eye socket sex 

The act of having sex, usually penetrating the human orbital socket with the erect penis. To defile the human skull by performing a sexual penetration to the area of a missing eye. Also see skull fuck
She was missing an eye and the kinky ho wanted eye socket sex. I didn't see that cuming.
eye socket sex by mikeyears81 December 14, 2013

eye socket

the hole in a face that eyes are typically found in. At times, there can be novelty products such as collector's items or pocket lint in replacement of this so called "eye." But, I digress.

the holes placed evenly on either side of a face (if you're lucky) and separated by a nose.
"Omg, Timmy, what's that thing your eye socket?" -pokes with sharp twig.-

"That WAS my eye, you bastard!" -profusely bleeding out of eye socket.-

"Hey, I don't have a place to put my Gundam Model...oh, wait.. -puts in eye socket.- GENIUS!!"

Empty Eye Socket 

The state of a woman's asshole after an intense anal sex encounter. The anus itself looks like an empty eye socket, hence the appropriateness of the name.
My girl was on her period, so I stuck her in the pooper and left her with an "empty eye socket".
Empty Eye Socket by Rookadelphian February 18, 2005

Eye Socket Rape

Eye Socket Rape, is, sadly, an actual theme in some Japanese Hentai Doujinshi (porn fan comics, like, a Sailor Moon porn fan comic)) and hentai manga (porn comics). The only place I've ever seen it is in a popular sex comic published by ErosComix(.com), the name of which I'm not quite sure of, though the series features a futanari (dick-girl, aka, woman with a penis) named "Jun".

Anyway, as you can tell by the word, it involves a penis entering a woman's (usually, can be a man's) eye socket, and utterly destroying the eye during the penetration and sexual act. This is usually not consensual sex, thus why it is called "Eye Socket Rape", though I know at least one incident where it was consensual.

It's in the last issue of that comic, anyway.
In the last issue of that comic, that creepy guy eye socket rapes his demure mail-order alien bride.
Eye Socket Rape by Dizzy January 21, 2005
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