Definitions by mikeyears81

Prostidude 

A natural born male that provides as a service to females sex and companionship. A man of the night. Simply a male whore or hooker

Becky was feeling lonely after watching murder she wrote, so she went into town to buy a Prostidude to satisfy her intimate desires

Prostidude by mikeyears81 May 4, 2022

Quiet Nigel 

The act of quietly and descreatly masterbating while others are around and present in the vicinity. Some examples include but are not limited to camping,prision and sharing a hotel room.

While camping with Bill and Mike I felt over welmingly horney. The guys were in the tent so I had to pull a quiet Nigel.

Quiet Nigel by mikeyears81 November 14, 2015

eye socket sex 

The act of having sex, usually penetrating the human orbital socket with the erect penis. To defile the human skull by performing a sexual penetration to the area of a missing eye. Also see skull fuck

She was missing an eye and the kinky ho wanted eye socket sex. I didn't see that cuming.

eye socket sex by mikeyears81 December 14, 2013