Exshift 

The act of swopping the position of two similar objects to each other's position or location.

"Please exshift the two hard drives"
John exshifted the network cables on the server.

Exshift by JBrinkZA February 28, 2025

Exshited

When you get so happy, you just got to poop

Person 1: My new shoes/computer/guitar/gimp arrived today, im so happy

Person 2: Can you smell something?

Person 1: Err...

Person 2: You get so exshited over the smallest things. its only new shoes/computer/guitar/gimp

Exshited by Clint Flicks April 21, 2010

Exshitification 

The process of going instinct or dying by horrific odor.

Root Word: Exshitify

Your Taco Bell farts are about to start a mass Exshitification.

Exshitification by WilsonFist February 24, 2022

Exshited

When one is so excited they consequently shit themselves with excitement.

Friend 1 - I'm so fucking exshited for tonight!

Friend 2 - I know!

Exshited by THECRACKKING August 26, 2013

Exshitnos

Exshitnos or Exyshitnos is a term for Samsung's Exynos chipsets for phones. It is called Exshitnos for its HORRIBLE battery efficiency than Snapdragon and usually have terrible performance with really bad thermal throttling. Exshitnos phones are very inferior towards their Snapdragon counterparts while being the same price.

"What the fuck I used my S24 for 4 hours and It's already at 30% I hate Exshitnos!"
"My S24 Snapdragon lasts 14 hours. Glad I didn't buy an S24 Exshitnos version."

Exshitnos by meimeiruan May 22, 2024

Exshitstentialism 

When you forget your phone when going for a dump and are left there to contemplate feeling untethered, lonely, and questioning your very existence.

Man, I forgot my phone the other day when I went for a shit. Total wave of exshitstentialism as I just sat there staring at the wall. Felt like shit, in a manner of speaking.

Exshitstentialism by Miscusername June 24, 2025