Explainify

To make clearer or more lucid. A cross between "Explain" and "Clarify"

Mr.president, could you please explainify the tax-cut thingy?

Explainify by Lord Nym August 23, 2003

Fish-Explaining 

Fish-Explaining
(Verb)

1.
Speaking quickly and without articulation and with great enthusiasm.
2.
Speaking to someone in a language they do not understand- with great enthusiasm.
3.
Enthusiastically speaking without truly communicating anything, oftentimes in reference to a political speech.

1.

After Mitt Romney’s televised speech I couldn’t help but feel that the whole thing had been little more than Fish-Explaining. There had been a lot of enthusiastic buzz-words but little had been actually communicated.

2.
My mother-in-law forgot for the moment that I did not speak any Turkish. After she finished excitedly saying whatever it was she was saying I could only ask her what all her fish-explaining had been about.

3.
The baby was incapable of speaking English but that didn’t stop him from enthusiastically telling anyone who would listen about the fish he was pointing at when visiting the New England Aquarium. I smiled at his gibbering antics- this was true fish-explaining.

Fish-Explaining by turtle poison September 15, 2012

Explaining Trey 

The account on twitter that decifers all of UTDTrey's tweets for clout and fame.

Explaining Trey: "Here we can see Treydolo laughing at CFCDUbois, because he believes that Mason Greenwood is ass cheeks."

Explaining Trey by Generational Zee November 19, 2020

explanificate 

the retarculous version of explain

Would you please explanificate what you mean? I don't understand

explanificate by MBallz October 25, 2004

explaining to a woman 

Something men simply cannot do, ever.

"I tried explaining to a woman that her bag was open but she told me to shut the fuck up and keep walking the other way"

explaining to a woman by WrongfulDivider April 18, 2017

explaining tool

commonly a baseball bat; possibly any club type item.

He's so stupid I had to use an explaining tool on him.

explaining tool by oaiolds March 12, 2009

explainime 

When the exposition of the Anime you are watching speaks condescendingly to you to explain exactly what is currently happening or about to.

Oh no, Goku used up all his power and can no longer fight! That last attack took everything he had, it looks like we're in trouble...so on and so forth is how animes explain the current situation i.e. explainime.

explainime by smashydave December 11, 2010