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Explainate 

To give an intoxicated explanation, typically one that is very drawn out, frequently goes off topic, and in the end does even make sense to personal explainating
She just doesn't get it... I tried to explainate it to her, but she just doesn't get it
Explainate by NachoFingLibre December 21, 2010

Explainuage 

When you explain something using arm gestures.
Tiffany used explainuage to explain how enthusiastic she was when she met her favorite drummer
Explainuage by Tkatz December 16, 2018

Explainative

Having to explain your expletive.
After dropping an F-Bomb at a live school board meeting, the school board member explainatively placed blame on a whiney dog.
Explainative by Thesonsofpico April 24, 2020

explaination 

An explanation that makes a discussed situation less plain by complicating what's apparent.

Also describes the process of looking a gift horse in the mouth and naming each tooth, after you bring it home of course. That's appreciation.

Often used by doctors, lawyers, and sociologically sane scientists for profit. (The mad ones do it just for the kicks).

When "It works, just because," is no longer an acceptable explanation due to decreased intimidation and a refusal to settle.
"I've just invented a new word!"
"Could you give me a brief explaination?"
"One day a character with a ballooned ego blew his thumb until his brain burst to which he thought 'Gee, that was fun, I wonder what else I can do? What would Jason do? Hell in a hand basket? Better quit while I'm ahead.'"
"What's the word though?"
"I thought I just explained it to you!"
*Slap*
*Bitch Slap*
*Karate Chop*
*Jedi Knife Trick*
"Free scalp!"

explainime 

When the exposition of the Anime you are watching speaks condescendingly to you to explain exactly what is currently happening or about to.
Oh no, Goku used up all his power and can no longer fight! That last attack took everything he had, it looks like we're in trouble...so on and so forth is how animes explain the current situation i.e. explainime.
explainime by smashydave December 11, 2010

Explanate 

Verb: Ebonic way of stating explanate, with a mild hint of sarcasm. Also known as ghetto explanations, or way of saying I’m too intoxicated up to do anything .
The boy told his teacher after bending late, man I don’t have time to explanate with you my where’s and how’s of my life.

Man this lady so drunk she gone start explanating