7 definitions by WrongfulDivider

red sunshine

Waking up in the morning and eating a girl out while on her period.

Man 1:"bro why is your face so red"
Man 2:"I woke up to a red sunshine this morning"

by WrongfulDivider April 18, 2017

lego mines

Strategically placed Legos, used to wound or maim the unfortunate idiot to step on them.

"I went into the kids room, the fucker has lego mines all over his room. Its not safe there."

by WrongfulDivider April 18, 2017

Rechambering

The act of repeatedly drinking alcohol and throwing it up into the same cup to produce a limitless supply of alcohol without refilling your glass.

"Bro I was so drunk last night that I started rechambering"

by WrongfulDivider April 18, 2017

Tucker Buster

The act of drinking large amounts of alcohol, having sex with a girl, and puking all over her in order to show that you give no shits about women.

Man 1:"did you hear about the Tucker buster at the party last night?"
Man 2:"yeah, that poor girl"

by WrongfulDivider April 18, 2017

Happy Cat

The term used for a vagina that has just received a good time.

"How was that dick, Happy Cat?"

by WrongfulDivider April 18, 2017

rim shine

While having sex with a girl, you spit on her ass and proceed to shine her asshole.

"Her ass was a little dirty, so I gave it a rim shine."

by WrongfulDivider April 18, 2017

explaining to a woman

Something men simply cannot do, ever.

"I tried explaining to a woman that her bag was open but she told me to shut the fuck up and keep walking the other way"

by WrongfulDivider April 18, 2017