Experiencism

an epistemological philosophy, focusing only on the personal experience of the individual, proposing that everything else is blind faith and rejects majority opinion

person A: hey dude, did you know that boiling water is hot?
person B: since I follow experiencism i won't believe you until I experience it myself
person A: *usual response* omg dude how dare you question me

Experiencism by Detective F. Weedington May 6, 2019

i'm experiencin' some things ! 

an all purpose statement that works particularly well with food !

stated by a darker pigmented woman in a popeye's commercial,
while chowing down on their newest mouth orgasm sandwich !

the statement sort of rolls out of the mouth while the eyes roll back,
and the pull of gravity lessens !

that calzone is pretty good, right ? response: i'm experiencin' some things !
this pizza is clit lappin' good ! , i'm experiencin' ' some things
when she took me off, i was seriously experiencin' some things

i'm experiencin' some things ! by michael foolsley October 8, 2020

Roblox Experiences 

In 2021 So that's why Roblox is now Experiences instead of Games

Instead of Roblox Games (2006-2021) now called Roblox Experiences

Roblox Experiences by Hyebun1 May 17, 2021

We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes 

Bu**s**t!! This is merely what you **always** say when someone calls your help-line! You're just too cheap to hire enough customer-service reps!

Unless there actually was a recent major event like a power-outage or security-breach, DON'T BELIEVE IT if a company's caller-greeting recording says that, "We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes; you may stay on the line and wait for the next representative, or you can leave a call-back number for one of our reps to return your call during this same business day, or you might want to try your call again later"... again, DON'T BELIEVE IT --- in all likelihood, this is merely what they ALWAYS tell ALL of their customers who call, no matter what time-period it is ! And whatever you do, DON'T THINK THAT "LEAVING YOUR NUMBER" WILL CAUSE THE COMPANY TO CALL YOU BACK... I have waited ALL THE REST OF THE DAY for a call-back, and the company **never** got back to me! The best thing to do, therefore, is to simply "stay on the line" to "keep your slot in the cue", even if it means a long wait... better to eventually get through than never reach a live person at all.

We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes by QuacksO July 29, 2019

Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table. 

Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.

Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.

Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table. by posaidon April 13, 2023

Jank experiences 

Experiences filled with large amounts of weed and very strange places.

Damn, looks like this gonna be one of those jank experiences.

Jank experiences by w00p-thereitis January 5, 2011

Your Experiences

An event, encounter or occurrence whether pleasurable or traumatic that leaves an impression on you or someone.

Your experiences have been educational and exciting.

Your Experiences by Your Health Unwrapped October 28, 2009