cockadoodledoo

1. call of a rooster in the morning, generally a waking call

2. extremely massive penis of any mammal, causing exclamation

3. any exclamation from an exotic dancer, generally reffering to their highly excitable sexual state

"you filthy rooster shut up your cockadoodling!"

"fuck damn look at that cockadoodledoo on Brad!"

"ohhhhh man thats great Bob... ohhh.. COCKADOODLEDOO... ohhhh BOB damn.. harder... COCKADOODLEDOO!"

by Rachel Fuhrman June 07, 2006

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cockadoodledoo

Otherwise known as morning wood or morning sex. Sex in the morning.

cockadoodledoo is what a rooster does to wake you up in the morning.

by Minouser December 12, 2009

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Cockadoodledoo

1. A guy who has a chicken for a dick
2. Dumbass who thinks with his dick every morning

1: Boy: What the fucks up with Leo?

Boy2: I don't know, i think he is a cockadoodledoo

2. he is a cockadoodledoo every morning

by energystar November 16, 2011

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Monster cockadoodledoo

Sex as the sunrises

Me and shana did the old monster cockadoodledoo this morning

by Mastercaboose June 26, 2016

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cockadoodledoo syndrome

The curious but common delusion that befalls some young men upon entering a workplace that consists of 95% women. The male in question responds by deluding himself that all his female colleague are there for his personal amusement and/or dating prospects, or they, in his mind, assume the role of his mother e.g. becoming useful for doing his share of the workload or laundry. Treatment consists of human growth hormone, a dose of reality; but in some cases can cause termination from employment for sexual harrassment.

Male with delusion, on phone: "...yeah. I love that game, it's awesome."

Female colleague: "Feel like doing some work, Paul? We're really busy."

Male: "Nah, I'm leaving in about an hour." (Goes back to phone conversation)

Female, to female colleage: "Looks like we have another case of cockadoodledoo syndrome..."

by mfhuohikm October 09, 2010

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