"I am going to change my name to Expected on Minecraft"
*Changes name to Expected*
"RETARD, it says Expeceted"
*Sudden realization*
*Reads Expeceted*
*Changes name to Expected*
"RETARD, it says Expeceted"
*Sudden realization*
*Reads Expeceted*
by Expeceted February 9, 2022
Get the Expeceted mug.When people waste time planning for the unexpected and unlikely and totally overlook the obvious, usually looking like a dumb-ass as a result.
Geek: "They said 10% chance of rain today so I packed an umbrella, raincoat, and boots, but forgot my sunscreen. It was hot and sunny all day so I ended up with a wicked sunburn."
Gal: "Expect the expected"
Gal: "Expect the expected"
by slamotte July 9, 2012
Get the expect the expected mug.The economy after the 2008 crash seems to be recovering at fast pace at the incessant sound of "better than expected". the only problem is that the predictions of what's "expected" are made by the same guys that didn't see the worse coming... when it was really better.
dude1: Hey dude? Is your wife really cheating on you and you still in this good mood?
dude2: Well.. it's because I thought she was double timing me with 3 different guys. Turned out to be only with two of them.
dude1: Oh, I get it! you're into the whole.. Better than expected thing
dude1: Hey dude? Is your wife really cheating on you and you still in this good mood?
dude2: Well.. it's because I thought she was double timing me with 3 different guys. Turned out to be only with two of them.
dude1: Oh, I get it! you're into the whole.. Better than expected thing
by mave73 July 31, 2009
Get the better than expected mug.exleceed is a guy who plays on variety of games from all platforms.
he likes to joke around mindlessly and tends to be a fucking tryhard
he likes to joke around mindlessly and tends to be a fucking tryhard
1: I hate exleceed!!! He fucking raided my CoC base and destroyed me in warzone yesterday!
2: What an asshole!
2: What an asshole!
by exleceed October 19, 2021
Get the exleceed mug.A variation of the phrase " you would ", used in response to an individual's action that one would presume that individual would typically do anyway.
However, "as expected" is significantly less annoying than " you would " which makes you want to punch whoever said it in the face.
However, "as expected" is significantly less annoying than " you would " which makes you want to punch whoever said it in the face.
Laura: " On the drive home, Shan and Marcus were totally holding each others' peens for support in a totally no homo way "
Allen: " As Expected."
Allen: " As Expected."
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