So, back in the day a young newlywed couple went back to their cabin in the majestic polish mountains and decided to have a nice drink of Krupnik (a traditional polish beverage made of vodka and honey) before consummating their
marriage. The krupnik had been left outside to chill but had frozen. The
horny and thirsty couple decided to
melt the frozen beverage in their mouths to try and get a buzz before all the humping. This wasn'
t going fast enough so the guy (Fracek) said why don't we stick this frozen beverage in our asses and drink as it melts. We can fit way more stuff in our butts!! His lovely new wife (Hailey) said that is why I married you because of genius shit like that and so they buttchugged frozen
alcohol from each other's asses and had guilt
free polish catholic sex and this became a traditional newlywed thing in Poland.
