I saw someone buy evershit in a computer store. Turns out that he's the same person living in a gay bath house who fucks men in the asshole every day.

evershit by Assholes Inc. August 26, 2003

Exersisem

A deaad body that is still alive hi Jen if ur reading this it's Ryan

Exersisem- She died from Exersisem

Exersisem by Roblox_Savage25 November 24, 2018

exorshit

The type of defecation a human being exerts in a toilet, outhouse, hole in the ground, or any other waste collection contraption; that comes out in one, singular, large, oversized, collective piece of fecal material.

But this isn’t just your average, gigantic, solo turd. This turd, while expelled from the human body, also takes with it any amount of evil, bad, negative-spiritual energy, that the human subject whom is pooping, may be carrying around with them at the time.
The turd is so large and powerful that when exiting the human body via the butthole, it also, simultaneously, performs an exorcism on the human excreting it.

My goodness! I feel almost as good as I do after a fierce sage and Palo Santo smudging since I dropped that wicked ‘Exorshit’ this morning!?!

exorshit by SicaSol October 28, 2023

Exshitstentialism

When you forget your phone when going for a dump and are left there to contemplate feeling untethered, lonely, and questioning your very existence.

Man, I forgot my phone the other day when I went for a shit. Total wave of exshitstentialism as I just sat there staring at the wall. Felt like shit, in a manner of speaking.

Exshitstentialism by Miscusername June 24, 2025

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026