Exershits

The urgent sensation of diarrhea whilst exercising, thus ending your work-out routine.

I just had a severe case of the exershits while I was running the mile!

by ElQuesoDiablo May 18, 2011

Mt. Evershit

A massive deification or in other words "shit" resulting in what looks like the rising of a mountain coming out of the toilet.

Joe: Wow bro, what were you doing in there?

Dave: Sorry man, I had the Mt. Evershits.

by weszac95 May 7, 2011

evershit

The proper term for Everquest. A retarded game made by fags for fags.

I saw someone buy evershit in a computer store. Turns out that he's the same person living in a gay bath house who fucks men in the asshole every day.

by Assholes Inc. August 26, 2003

Exersisem

A deaad body that is still alive hi Jen if ur reading this it's Ryan

Exersisem- She died from Exersisem

by Roblox_Savage25 November 24, 2018

exorshit

The type of defecation a human being exerts in a toilet, outhouse, hole in the ground, or any other waste collection contraption; that comes out in one, singular, large, oversized, collective piece of fecal material.

But this isn’t just your average, gigantic, solo turd. This turd, while expelled from the human body, also takes with it any amount of evil, bad, negative-spiritual energy, that the human subject whom is pooping, may be carrying around with them at the time.
The turd is so large and powerful that when exiting the human body via the butthole, it also, simultaneously, performs an exorcism on the human excreting it.

My goodness! I feel almost as good as I do after a fierce sage and Palo Santo smudging since I dropped that wicked ‘Exorshit’ this morning!?!

by SicaSol October 28, 2023

Exshitstentialism

When you forget your phone when going for a dump and are left there to contemplate feeling untethered, lonely, and questioning your very existence.

Man, I forgot my phone the other day when I went for a shit. Total wave of exshitstentialism as I just sat there staring at the wall. Felt like shit, in a manner of speaking.

by Miscusername June 24, 2025