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exorshit 

The type of defecation a human being exerts in a toilet, outhouse, hole in the ground, or any other waste collection contraption; that comes out in one, singular, large, oversized, collective piece of fecal material.

But this isn’t just your average, gigantic, solo turd. This turd, while expelled from the human body, also takes with it any amount of evil, bad, negative-spiritual energy, that the human subject whom is pooping, may be carrying around with them at the time.
The turd is so large and powerful that when exiting the human body via the butthole, it also, simultaneously, performs an exorcism on the human excreting it.
My goodness! I feel almost as good as I do after a fierce sage and Palo Santo smudging since I dropped that wicked ‘Exorshit’ this morning!?!
exorshit by SicaSol October 28, 2023
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Exershits 

The urgent sensation of diarrhea whilst exercising, thus ending your work-out routine.
I just had a severe case of the exershits while I was running the mile!
Exershits by ElQuesoDiablo May 18, 2011
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Exoshitomist 

A person who likes to shit in very public places

A person who gets off on other people watching them shit
Brad: "Hey, look at that guy over there. Why is he shitting in the middle of a busy parking lot?,

Klare: "He's probably an exoshitomist"
Exoshitomist by SpindlySara July 29, 2018