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Excite: The level of excitement ranked below excited .
Or: You are either to lazy to type out excited or just wanted to sound stupid.
Ex: Person A: Hey I can come over tomorrow

Person B: Good, I am excite.
excite by Asscrack November 21, 2016
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excite fight 

When Toms friends try and get him to jerk them off in the name of sportsmanship.
Hey Tom, come excite fight me to completion.
excite fight by DougMangione June 26, 2014

Excite Bike 

A consistent, reoccurring "hook-up" with a less than desirable or tolerable member of the opposite sex. Some one that seems like a good idea to have over at 2 am, but you end up regretting when they are still there at 8 am.
Damn Steve, you need to stop having Jill over, she is an excite bike, and as such sucks when she is not naked and having sex with you.
Excite Bike by A.J. Walnut January 20, 2011

So Excite 

A term coined by the infamous Borat Sagdiyev, which is used to describe a feeling of joy and excitement. This term is best used with a thick Kazakh accent.
Dude 1: "Hey dude, aren't you going out on a date with that hot chick from the club?"

Dude 2: "Hell yeah! I'm so excite!!" (with Kazakh accent)

Dude 1: "There's no way you're gonna get laid talking like that."
So Excite by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009
The age where teenagers "teens" are expected to behave like responsible adults but are treated and disregarded as children. It is usually defined as the last two years of high school and the gap year after graduation.
Much of the mainstream media and commercial sector target their content and products at exiteens that want to be able to enjoy those things marketed at them but are not legally allowed to do so.

10-12 year olds = Tweens / Tweenager
13-15 year olds = Teens
16-19 year olds = Exiteens
Exiteen by DarwinSnowEvolved September 8, 2019

s-excition 

society's emphasis and obsession on sex as though it is a missing flavor in everything.
The music industry is under a s-excition nowadays due to the over use of sex-appeal and sex-indicated lyrics.
s-excition by C. Kenneth Lee October 30, 2007
The state of being so excited that, you foget to use the letter "C" or when your smartphone autocorrects you.
is it bad that my mother is exited and cant wait to see korn?! hahahaa!!! I love my mommy♥
Exited by Archetype121 December 10, 2012
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