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Solo Exceller
Solo Exceller by Nofrntz March 5, 2017
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Chef Excellence
Chef Excellence by smashdude64 November 18, 2012
sartorial excellence
1. To be the best-dressed in your crew.
2. To be so stylishly coordinated that everyone has to give you a compliment.
2. To be so stylishly coordinated that everyone has to give you a compliment.
sartorial excellence by K*McD December 28, 2007
Center Of Farting Excellence
A group of people that have committed their lives to farting excellence and are Purveyors of farting. Pushing new boundaries and establishing methods of deriving specific odor, power and punch as well as lingering presence in the area of farting. The COFE has established an international scale for judging and scoring a fart called the COFE scale(1-10) with 1 = a literal non-fart and 10 equaling the atomic bomb blast of Hiroshima. The COFE also offers classes that spreads knowledge on how to fart, what to eat to produce specific farts. proper times to fart and the COFE scale. Much like knowledge for making and juding fine wines.
Dude, that was the nastiest, room clearing, toxic fart I have ever witnessed, what is up with that. Son.. I learned it all at the Center of Farting Excellence. I was once as you, without farting knowledge, but have been enlightened, you too can become proveyor of farting through the Center of Farting Excellence.
Center Of Farting Excellence by Goatoghillgary December 16, 2016
Excelerosis
A degenerative disease in which otherwise seemingly healthy individuals become completely incapable of operating outside of MS Excel.
Due to the Project Manager's advanced case of Excelerosis, we are continueing to operate on data that is out of sync with the database by almost half a year to produce a "current" dashboard of project milestones.
Excelerosis by hightidetech October 23, 2009
Pissing Excellence
(Verb)
When someone is so excellent that they urinate excess liquid excellence instead of urine. Liquid excellence is like liquid gold except more valuable and it won't torch your pee hole like urinating *liquid gold will.
*Liquid gold melts at around 1100 degrees C.
When someone is so excellent that they urinate excess liquid excellence instead of urine. Liquid excellence is like liquid gold except more valuable and it won't torch your pee hole like urinating *liquid gold will.
*Liquid gold melts at around 1100 degrees C.
I woke up this morning and pondered my day as I was pissing excellence
I pretty much the best, most cool person in the world. I wake up in the morning and piss excellence.
I pretty much the best, most cool person in the world. I wake up in the morning and piss excellence.
Pissing Excellence by SilverCreek_'10 October 5, 2009
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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