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Examnia

The inability to sleep as a direct result of exams.
All these exams are giving me examnia.
by Itsmattyjayy June 4, 2015
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Exomnia

Exomnia is a disorder caused by excessive concern for one's ex girlfriend/boyfriend. Characterized by persistent difficulty falling asleep and/or difficulty staying asleep. Associated with impairments of daytime functioning or marked distress for more than 1 month.
Man, I hardly get sleep these days.

Still can't get over your silly ex gf? Dude that's exomnia.
by StillNotJoshie June 28, 2010
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Examania

a case of hyper mania characterized by convulsions, excessive and incoherent talking, and insomnia occurring in students during the exam periods at the University of Waterloo.
Andy keeps yelling "I SHO!!"
Yeah, he's got examania. That Organic Chemistry exam's really got him scared.
by Morris Tchir January 15, 2009
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IGCSE Mock Examinations

1) Huge events that take place during the month of may due to a student's will to pursue a higher education; or he/she can't dosen't give a fuck but their parents are douches who make them do it anyway.

2) Examinations that make all candidates shit their pants studying, yet are not the actual Cambrige set exams.

3) A method of torture/examinations, involving the tearing of a new asshole, that rewards the victim/student with a certificate worth shit, that displays their level of achievment/stupidity.

4) A series of examinations only accessible to international students (rich punk bitches), in which all candidates are innevitabely fucked for.
Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Greetings fellow student. Are you available this may for some major partying?"
Rich punk bitch: "Appologies old chap, but I will be taking my IGCSE examinations."
Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Dude, you're fucked"

Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Hey man, why are you walking sideways?"
Rich punk bitch: "I sat my IGCSEs last month"
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rectal examination

when a doctor (or anyone) examines your rectum by sticking a (hopefully) gloved finger or two up your ass.
Joe went to his yearly check-up with no clue that he was mere minutes away from losing his anal virginity.
Rectum? It damn near killed him!!!
by Nick D April 3, 2003
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examination

hell designed by teachers/lecturers et cetera to put students in their place
e.g Prof. Allen just got back at me for skiving his lectures...i just finished his examination,,,FML
by ugoonuoha February 22, 2011
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examinate

A slang term that combines the word examine, and the word investigate.
Before you go down on that girl, make sure you examinate that p*ssy.
by Mr.Bang December 23, 2007
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