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Exomnia is a disorder caused by excessive concern for one's ex girlfriend/boyfriend. Characterized by persistent difficulty falling asleep and/or difficulty staying asleep. Associated with impairments of daytime functioning or marked distress for more than 1 month.
Man, I hardly get sleep these days.

Still can't get over your silly ex gf? Dude that's exomnia.
Exomnia by StillNotJoshie June 28, 2010
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one who attends phillips exeter academy
the exonians kicked the phillipians asses during the e/a games!
exonian by lil d April 5, 2005
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Not being able to sleep due to an internet addiction.
"Are you still up?! It's 3AM!"
"Yeah, I have to check my mail."
"Dude, you have esomnia!"
esomnia by puntmuts December 25, 2008
Exonia is a Kind person with a great heart. She is short tempered. She can sing like an Angel. She loves her family even when she don't show it. EXONIA IS LOVE.
Exonia is a good friend.
Exonia by Anonymous 29937393972 November 22, 2021
The inability to sleep as a direct result of exams.
All these exams are giving me examnia.
Examnia by Itsmattyjayy June 4, 2015

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026