Exaggerbator

One who exaggerates about how much they masturbate.

"I have never masturbated in my life" said the Nun
"I masturbate 5 times a day" said the man with no hands.

Both of the above are exaggerating about their self amusement efforts and can therefore each be considered an exaggerbator.

Exaggerbator by Robbo1963a August 19, 2014

exaggerbate 

1: erotic stimulation one receives by enlarging beyond the bounds of truth, verbal manipulation, of various combinations of these agencies

the man exaggerbates his virtues

exaggerbate by CB Smith October 27, 2004

Exaggerbate 

To tell Exaggerated Tales of a Sexual Nature.

Are they true, these tales you tell of your experiances with the cheerleaders? Or do you,perhaps,just exaggerbate?

Exaggerbate by Waboa February 1, 2009

Exaggerator 

Someone who is known for exaggerating way too much.

Johnny: hey, today I had to run like 4 million miles for track!

Luis: Oh, you're such an exaggerator!

Exaggerator by yourmomma's momma January 23, 2009

Exaggerhater 

A person who is both an exaggerator and a hater.

Exaggerhaters have a tendency to blow things out of portion while simultaneously making a point of putting a person down or pointing out a flaw.

Exaggerhater: "Oh my God Becky, look at her butt. It is SO big. She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends"

(The whole beginning of the song is an example by the way)

Exaggerhater by BeOptimistic4213 January 22, 2009

exaggerator calibrator 

a mental device used to make a notorious exaggerator's stories more truthful.

As she spun her bloated yarn my exaggerator calibrator was working overtime trying to drag the rocketing leviathon back to earth.

exaggerator calibrator by provider44 January 18, 2010

exaggerbating 

The act of masturbating in a closed off room and then coming out and bragging about how you just had sex.

Guy 1: Dude, i just got laid!
Guy 2: No you didn't your just exaggerbating.

exaggerbating by Nikoliah November 5, 2011