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Eyesters 

They're those gelatinous balls of crud you get in the corner of your eyes when you're tired, similar in consistency and taste to oysters.
Gwyneth broke a fingernail trying to pry the eyesters out of her eyes.
Eyesters by geodave December 17, 2014
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Ewest • elest • eesti • eestrifen • Egest • Elestia • ewaste • Ewerton • ewesome • eyestache
Elesti is just Celestia with the first and last letter taken off. It's a cool code name to use with your friends if your name is Celestia.
Hey Elesti, can you grab that for me?
elesti by CelestiaRiddle May 20, 2021
When you are given an erection whilst being soaked in water.
"Dammit, Janice gave me an erection while it was pouring yesterday."
"So, she gave you an ewetion."
Ewetion by Beefaroni_Salesman October 31, 2022
Eesti is Estonia in estonian.
Estonian: Eesti on riik Euroopas.
English: Estonia is a country in Europe.
eesti by Estonia_is_awesome July 6, 2015
Angels are jealous of her beauty.

Every man in this world adores her.

She is the perfect human being.

A unique girl .

Any guy would be lucky to have her.

Great smile, perfect sense of humour.

If you make her laugh by imitating people she knows!

A dreamy wifey.

Overall, she is one in a million
-Oh God, i think i have fallen in love with Celeste!

-Cállate Klaus, don't be so stupid!

-She is my muse guys! You will never undestand...
elest by george_john_2727 June 2, 2020

Ewertzed 

Ewertzed

The condition of beginning a story, only to be cut off by a stoned man in a bathrobe who has done whatever you were talking about, but better.
I was trying to talk about giving this chick an Irish Mudslide last night, but Joey ewertzed me, so I shot him in the face.
Ewertzed by MikeF15A October 20, 2011
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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