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Small Range Rover based on the Land Rover Freelander, which in turn is related to the Ford Mondeo. Available with a 240PS 2.0-litre turbocharged petrol engine or a 150/190PS 2.2-litre turbocharged diesel engine mated to either a six-speed manual or a six-speed automatic gearbox.
"What's that car over there?"
"It's a Range Rover Evoque."
Evoque by JaaagMan February 8, 2012
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eloquently pimp

Did you know that Morgan Freeman fucked his niece? That guy is eloquently pimp!
eloquently pimp by Mega-Douche August 20, 2010

batshit eloquence 

When something expressed is so beyond crazy that it makes perfect sense.
As he stood on the street corner yelling out his innermost thoughts, the sheer batshit eloquence of it all swept me off my feet.

Baltimore eloquence 

This refers to the heavy or excessive use of profanity.
He told me to sit my sorry fuckin' ass down in the chair. This Baltimore eloquence shows he's a real fuckin' Baltimore gentleman.
Baltimore eloquence by Duckbutt September 12, 2007

Eloquendipity 

A word combining eloquent and serendipity... Meaning fluently persuasive and articulate, lucky, lovely, and elegant.
She, is eloquendipity.
Love is eloquendipity.
Eloquendipity by toridwater November 19, 2010

Eloquently spoken

Meaning very fluent in speaking. Just put into a weirder term.
Garrett: Alex do you think I’m going to graduate?
Alex: what?
Garrett: Do you think I’m going to graduate?
Alex: graduate high school?
Garrett: yes. I got held back in 2nd grade.
Alex: why?
Garrett: um I don’t know, but that’s why I had to take English twice. And that’s why I’m so eloquently spoken

eloquence 

Her profound eloquence inspired the students to write poetry of their own.
eloquence by Shordy Cheekz March 1, 2009