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Evelyse

Girl with BIG boobs, and loves to laugh, has very nice sense of personality, and has great looks! She is such a good friend, and is an easy person to laugh with...also has a nice ass.
Boy 1--"DANG LOOK AT THE BOODIE!"

Boy 2-- "Thats MY Evelyse;)"
*punches dude*
by classyblonde13 November 12, 2011
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evelyse

You wont find anyone like this girl. She will be a true blessing to your life, she will never let you down but importantly she will love you with all her heart. She is very beautiful in every way possible. She will get what she wants so you better give it to her. at times she might be a little difficult but at the end of the day she is the person that you want the most. don't ever lose this person because she is like a needle in a hay stack.

p.s. she will be the love of your life!
evelyse is Diego's forever
by vanzetti ramirez December 13, 2018
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Évelyne Brochu

Évelyne Brochu, aka petit chiot, aka life ruiner (day of the miracle November 17, 1982), is a French-Canadian actress who has starred in many films i can't quote since i was too distracted looking at her face when i watched them.

She became known in 2013 for playing a hottie hawt scientist and terrible spy monitor on the hit TV series Orphan Black, Delphine Cormier, love interest of the equally hot Cosima Niehaus portrayed by unknown actress (not Tatiana Maslany). After lover discovers her real identity by googling her, together they set up the Team Science MegaForce, being the reason why you started watching Orphan Black in the first place.

Although some are skeptical about her real existence since she never fucking shows up to any Orphan Black event she's invited to, eye witnesses refer to her as the proof that God indeed exists, and that he likes watching his people suffer from existential crisis while he lays on his cloud over the skies.

Early in 2014, a global warning was released on the "Ébro's effec", a highly infectious disease which affects everybody who acknowledges Évelyne's existence, specially tumblr teenage girls. The magical waterfall of gold atop her head which she calls her hair,puppy eyes and nose freckle have been referred as risk factors. If you are lately speaking in french more than you should, questioning your sexuality or wanting to repeatedly stab yourself in the face whenever you see a picture of Évelyne, you might be infected by this virus.
~I want to hug Évelyne forever and tell her she's cute, but at the same time I want fo furiously fuck her against a wall.

— Average citizen suffering from an existential crisis due to Évelyne Brochu.
by puppysestra August 15, 2014
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Evelyne

A creative, beautiful, intelegent, talented girl who can make every one smile even on her worst days. Makes every moment with her special. She falls inlove easly, she makes you feel that your never to young to have fun. Shes good but shes bad. If you get her mad, she know the best way to get revenge. She dosent listen to anyone who dosent encourage her to do whatever she wants to do. Loves to explore and live like in a movie.
Person 1: shes like a devil and and angel

Person 2: yeah shes like and Evelyne
by Sweatevyl October 1, 2014
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Evalyse

A beautiful girl with a lot of intelligence. Shy but will speak up for people. Kind and helpful. Selfless caring person.
Evalyse is a nice beautiful girl and always speaks up for people.
by bbg_evy May 20, 2018
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everlyse

A beautiful girl. She is always there for those who need her and isn't afraid to state her opinion. She we always be there for you. She can be a real bitch when she needs but it's for a reason if she is. Usually thick.
Omg Everlyse was being so mean bc I said something to one of her family members
by Hottiewiththebodie0 April 9, 2017
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everysexual

a sexuality that means one is attracted to literally any human. they think everybody is hot
person 1: bruh u think everybody is hot. u must be everysexual.
person 2: ok
by mollyyy -q September 30, 2020
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