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evelynea 

Evelynea (ev-eh-lean-ah)

Evil one or cursed. Known in the Celtic religion as witch or dark one.
Evelynea the name of darkness
evelynea by Cathedral Queen September 3, 2021

Évelyne Brochu 

Évelyne Brochu, aka petit chiot, aka life ruiner (day of the miracle November 17, 1982), is a French-Canadian actress who has starred in many films i can't quote since i was too distracted looking at her face when i watched them.

She became known in 2013 for playing a hottie hawt scientist and terrible spy monitor on the hit TV series Orphan Black, Delphine Cormier, love interest of the equally hot Cosima Niehaus portrayed by unknown actress (not Tatiana Maslany). After lover discovers her real identity by googling her, together they set up the Team Science MegaForce, being the reason why you started watching Orphan Black in the first place.

Although some are skeptical about her real existence since she never fucking shows up to any Orphan Black event she's invited to, eye witnesses refer to her as the proof that God indeed exists, and that he likes watching his people suffer from existential crisis while he lays on his cloud over the skies.

Early in 2014, a global warning was released on the "Ébro's effec", a highly infectious disease which affects everybody who acknowledges Évelyne's existence, specially tumblr teenage girls. The magical waterfall of gold atop her head which she calls her hair,puppy eyes and nose freckle have been referred as risk factors. If you are lately speaking in french more than you should, questioning your sexuality or wanting to repeatedly stab yourself in the face whenever you see a picture of Évelyne, you might be infected by this virus.
~I want to hug Évelyne forever and tell her she's cute, but at the same time I want fo furiously fuck her against a wall.

— Average citizen suffering from an existential crisis due to Évelyne Brochu.
Évelyne Brochu by puppysestra August 15, 2014
A creative, beautiful, intelegent, talented girl who can make every one smile even on her worst days. Makes every moment with her special. She falls inlove easly, she makes you feel that your never to young to have fun. Shes good but shes bad. If you get her mad, she know the best way to get revenge. She dosent listen to anyone who dosent encourage her to do whatever she wants to do. Loves to explore and live like in a movie.
Person 1: shes like a devil and and angel

Person 2: yeah shes like and Evelyne
Evelyne by Sweatevyl October 1, 2014

EvelynSarahNoble 

EvelynSarahNoble;
Evie for short;
A Beautiful woman, one who deserves to be happy 24/7;
The kind of girl that will put a smile on a your face, a girl who is always full of life;
You'll know when you see an "Evie" beacuse no matter what sex or sexuality you are, you're breath will be takin away by her beauty.
I just saw EvelynSarahNoble now i can't breath cause her beauty took my breath away!
EvelynSarahNoble by MH121 May 7, 2009

evelynsagreste 

A popular TikToker that has a lot of followers and loves anime
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