Evelyna

evelyna is extremely smart, it’s not recognized by others since she doesn’t show it often. she is also secretly into women and has a girl crush, probably out to her friends but definitely not out to her family. shy at first but when she becomes comfortable you’ll realize how funny, weird & crazy she is. she can be a little mean sometimes, but it’s just a way to show she cares because she finds it really hard to show it. also likely good at everything she does, and does not like to be below someone is something, she always wants to be the best, (which may be difficult sometimes) but is still extremely talented, and can really do anything she sets her mind to.

look at evelyna, she’s so fast! how is she so good at everything?!

by pxtrxchxr January 2, 2020

Evelyna

prettiest name in the world, prettiest people.

"My name is Evelyna"
Scientist: "You are VERY pretty and everybody loves you"

by Evelyns March 18, 2021

Évelyne Brochu

Évelyne Brochu, aka petit chiot, aka life ruiner (day of the miracle November 17, 1982), is a French-Canadian actress who has starred in many films i can't quote since i was too distracted looking at her face when i watched them.

She became known in 2013 for playing a hottie hawt scientist and terrible spy monitor on the hit TV series Orphan Black, Delphine Cormier, love interest of the equally hot Cosima Niehaus portrayed by unknown actress (not Tatiana Maslany). After lover discovers her real identity by googling her, together they set up the Team Science MegaForce, being the reason why you started watching Orphan Black in the first place.

Although some are skeptical about her real existence since she never fucking shows up to any Orphan Black event she's invited to, eye witnesses refer to her as the proof that God indeed exists, and that he likes watching his people suffer from existential crisis while he lays on his cloud over the skies.

Early in 2014, a global warning was released on the "Ébro's effec", a highly infectious disease which affects everybody who acknowledges Évelyne's existence, specially tumblr teenage girls. The magical waterfall of gold atop her head which she calls her hair,puppy eyes and nose freckle have been referred as risk factors. If you are lately speaking in french more than you should, questioning your sexuality or wanting to repeatedly stab yourself in the face whenever you see a picture of Évelyne, you might be infected by this virus.

~I want to hug Évelyne forever and tell her she's cute, but at the same time I want fo furiously fuck her against a wall.

— Average citizen suffering from an existential crisis due to Évelyne Brochu.

by puppysestra August 15, 2014

evelynbreezy

Evelynbreezy is a very beautiful gamer girl she loves playing games and she’s a great fortnite buddy she’s also hard to keep because no guy can’t be on her level!

Evelynbreezy is a great gamer

by Thereälturth February 16, 2019

Evelina

A very funny and weird sort of girl that has lots of inside beauty and will someday be a very fun and independent woman. Any guy would be lucky to have her, she is loyal and will always be there. She doesn't take crap from anyone and will stand up for what's right.

I'm bored, where's a Evelina when you need one.

by Eve0411 December 11, 2016

Evelyn

A sweet but cool girl. She can be a little crazy but she is also really cute. She can either be really short or really tall, no inbetween. She is kind to everyone. You might mistake her kindness with flirting though. Don't make her mad though. Cause she will find revenge. Her hilariousness is often mistaken for insane actions. Evelyns are truly the best friend you will ever have.

Person: Wow she is so funny but crazy! Not to mention cute!
Person 2: She must be an Evelyn!

by mynameiskawaiikat February 2, 2017

Evelyn

Beautiful, nice, loyal, funny, unique, weird(in a good way), intelligent, and a bit loud. with all these characteristics she is easily one of the best people on earth:p

Wow, I wish I was like Evelyn

by puppyluver4446554 March 30, 2017